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alex
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 Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:02 pm Post subject: Asking a girl on a date |
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| I asked a girl on a date to mcdobalds. Didn't turn out too well. She attacked me. I then tried to steal her Bluetooth. How can I successfuly woo her? PS I would like serious suggestions. |
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leejosepho
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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What kind of attack did she make, and why?
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Keith
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I'm suspicious ....
Shouldn't this be in Love and Dating? |
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leejosepho
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| Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:23 am Post subject: |
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Me too, but Alex can put it wherever he wants!
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DaWalker
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The golden arches do not lead to the golden gate. For one to conquer her true arch de triumph, a structured plan with specific set of goals must be rigidly adhered too. The rigid adherence to said plans must remain at hand over all other thought, or your own rigidity will end up in your own hand. Truth is, any man seeking to dine at the aches, will have to pay in one way or another, whether it be scruples or truffles. A mans pride and his feelings are generally bigger than he wishes, and must be sacrificed in order to please the goddess to be. She must be allowed to play with these for a while, prior to other playful things.
These creatures are known to attack at random, only to sit back and watch the reaction show, sounds cruel, but they are on questioning their own doubts at this point, or they even bother. At this point in the ritual, her demands are simple, your feelings are not as important as hers. Once she feels more comfortable with your interest in her thoughts and views, she will offer more views.
In the case this first attempt appears to have required a humble retreat, let it be just that, humble your heart out. The reaction show is still being marked down on the proverbial scoreboard. Like it or not, there is no way to erase the score, it takes twice as many positives to outweigh any negatives. So basically one has double down all bets, or he will double up, and all bets are off. To put it bluntly, you have to win the scoreboard before you score. |
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DaWalker
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| leejosepho wrote: | | What kind of attack did she make, and why? |
Doesn't matter, it's either worth it or not. Nobody will know the answer to that one untill the water under the bridge has been tested. 
| Keith wrote: | I'm suspicious ....
Shouldn't this be in Love and Dating? |
YEAH....where is a Mod when you need one. 
| leejosepho wrote: | | Me too, but Alex can put it wherever he wants! |
True, and most likely will. |
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leejosepho
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| DaWalker wrote: | | leejosepho wrote: | | What kind of attack did she make, and why? |
Doesn't matter, it's either worth it or not. Nobody will know the answer to that one untill the water under the bridge has been tested. |
I was thinking more along the line of his grabbing a couple of energy bars and walking her on over to the gym, but I was afraid he might not hear that as a serious suggestion!
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Danielismyname
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| I'm laughing hysterically for some reason. |
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blue_bean
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You should have asked her on a date to KFC instead  . |
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alex
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| buge king maybe |
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hale_bopp
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This has got to be taking the piss.
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Danielismyname
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| blue_bean wrote: | | You should have asked her on a date to KFC instead . |
Or, you offer to fly her out to Oz and take her to Red Rooster. That totally wins the chicks over. |
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Dancyclancy
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Star Gazing with an imaginary meal.... no one can be disappointed!
GEEZ! NO STARS! Enjoy the thunder storm!
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Danielismyname
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I'm going to assume the original post was written in a drunken stupor due to the events noted.
Moving past her attacking you, and you attempting to steal something called a Bluetooth from her (you attempted to steal a painted tooth? That's awkward imagery), and also neglecting the whole "woo her" thingy...:
First thing: if you like someone in that way and they don't like you at all, don't bother trying to progress any further, as if someone doesn't like you [at all], there'll be no super secret trick to make them like you in that way. Love at first sight is a misnomer, it should read, lust at first sight.
Second thing: if she doesn't actually...not like you at all (unfortunately, attacking you isn't the best sign here), just try talking to her, like a friend, and keep it like that--you might find she'll make a very good friend to you, you end up hating each other or you eventually marry; who knows how the cookie will crumble (well, there's some pretty good signs that this one has already been eaten).
That's as far as any advice on relationships I'll ever give. |
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Dancyclancy
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HiAlex!
You did say you were serious although it did sound rather funny!
I'm not sure about USA, but here in OZ, I doubt a fast food place would be taken in as a suitable "dinner engagement". I reckon most girls would take offence, and most guys wouldn't dream to ask if they really liked the girl.
But then USA is not OZ!
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