Trigger11's Blog

Don’t look her in the eyes and then tell her how beautiful you think she might be if only you could look directly at her long enough to make a proper assessment of her beauty.

When you talk to her, make sure to have spells of long, dramatic silences followed by spats of incoherent psy...

First off, never let the judgments of others influence the way you think of yourself.

Be true to yourself, but don’t be afraid of change.

Now matter how much you disagree with someone else’s opinions and/or beliefs, show respect for them to be an individual so long as t...

When I was five years old I was attacked by a male turkey on my Grandfather’s farm. I ran into the barn and climbed into the back of his pick-up truck and screamed for dear life as the turkey tried to jump up into the truck bed to devour me. My Father and Grandfather finally showed up and chased off...