You can have a partner in Heaven-and Have Sex there!! !

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23 Apr 2010, 10:14 am

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:D I have some great news for you all! (Provided you believe in it)

WE WILL ALL HAVE PARTNERS IN HEAVEN!! !

Yes I know that some of you gays and gals aren't fellow believers (but don't worry I have no issue with that) and that some of you may find that a little hard to take in. But it's true as it only makes sence?

Yes, Jesus did say that you can not get married in Heaven, but He did not say that you can't be married before you get there and be in a state of perfect marrage when you are up there!

You see I believe that as everyone has a soulmate and that as God can see all and know all, then don't you think that the following may be possible...

1, Two babies are born on Earth, at ruthly the same time.

2. They are perfectly suited to each other.

3. They never meet and get together while on Earth, but as lead good lives God knows this and desides to have them marry in his eyes (even though they don't know this yet)

4. They both die and go to Heaven. Then they meet and fall in Love!

Yes this may sound like an arranged marriage (because that's what it is) but the only reason why when Human Beings do this with there kids they are...

1. Unawhere of whether or not that there children are soulmates.

2. Most arranged marriages done with the perents best intersts (i.e. money wise) at heart anyway and so don't count in the eyes of God.

So for all of those who are lonely then don't fret you will meet him/her someday.

After all doesn't the Bible say that ''They will be no crying or suffering or pain'' in the next life? If this (or any other desre that you or I or anyone else may have) does not happen then I'll be dissaponited, and that would be a form of pain! Also in't God love? And if Heaven is a better place then one thing that'll happen is that we'll all get what we want!

Thank you for reading this and If anyone wish's to coment on this then feel free to do so.

Goodbye Till Next Time!


Cool story, bro. Actually, I found that amusing.



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23 Apr 2010, 1:46 pm

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What I'm saying is that in order for Heaven to be perfect you'll (and everyone else there), as well as no wars suffering and the like, will have to get what ever you want AND YOU WILL!


So if I want there to be a stripper factory when I get to Heaven then there will be one? Because the Pastafarian concept of Heaven already has that, so the Christian concept has competition. :lol:



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23 Apr 2010, 2:10 pm

I've dreamed I was making love to angels on several occasions. Or maybe they were succubi, how would I know?


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23 Apr 2010, 2:13 pm

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I like the idea of matches made in heaven and people who are meant for each other.


Hey sarek, I love your post.

I think I met my soulmate recently, it can happen. I was once a die hard cynic about such things.


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23 Apr 2010, 3:24 pm

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I've dreamed I was making love to angels on several occasions. Or maybe they were succubi, how would I know?


Dont know about the succubi but being with my love is a dream come true and she is an angel in so many ways.
I mean that literally because all my life I have daydreamed about meeting someone just like her.


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23 Apr 2010, 6:15 pm

So the sooner I die, sooner I get to meet my perfect lady? :roll:


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25 Apr 2010, 11:23 am

"...it's like a small boy who, on being told that the sexual act was

the highest bodily pleasure should immediately ask whether

you ate chocolates at the same time.

On receiving the answer "No," he might regard absence of chocolates

as the chief characteristic of sexuality.

In vain would you tell him that the reason why lovers

in their carnal raptures don't bother about chocolates

is that they have something better to think of.

The boy knows chocolate: he does not know the positive

thing that excludes it. We are in the same position.

We know the sexual life; we do not know, except in

glimpses, the other thing which, in Heaven, will

leave no room for it.Hence where fullness awaits us

we anticipate fasting."

C.S. Lewis


Matthew 22:30, Mark 12:25



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26 Apr 2010, 5:13 am

Thanks for your replys they have all been very interting (and amusing)

I'm glad to have been of help to any of you who have been feeling low about being single.

I've got to go now but I'll try and answer any of you questions (as I see some of you have a few) ASAP

Goodbye, till next time.



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26 Apr 2010, 5:30 am

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WE WILL ALL HAVE PARTNERS IN HEAVEN!! !



I don't believe it. I doubt if we will need any partners in perfect Heaven. It doesn't mean I don't appreciate relationships and true love on Earth, but Heaven and Earth are very different.


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26 Apr 2010, 6:08 am

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if you kill yourself in jihad you get 72
Well, that's hell for starters. After a short while you have 72 ex virgins, a bunch of very angry mother in laws, all those women arguing with each other, and nagging you... Besides, what do the women get?



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26 Apr 2010, 6:23 am

Agnieszka wrote:
boosterjones wrote:

WE WILL ALL HAVE PARTNERS IN HEAVEN!! !



I don't believe it. I doubt if we will need any partners in perfect Heaven. It doesn't mean I don't appreciate relationships and true love on Earth, but Heaven and Earth are very different.


I think we will BE our partners in heaven.


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26 Apr 2010, 6:33 am

Moog wrote:
Agnieszka wrote:
boosterjones wrote:

WE WILL ALL HAVE PARTNERS IN HEAVEN!! !



I don't believe it. I doubt if we will need any partners in perfect Heaven. It doesn't mean I don't appreciate relationships and true love on Earth, but Heaven and Earth are very different.


I think we will BE our partners in heaven.

You mean romantic love?


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26 Apr 2010, 1:56 pm

We will be love and we will be each other. There will be no divisions, all will be one. That's my conception of what true heaven is like. Of course some of the higher planes between here and there do resemble the heaven that is like the Christian one, so maybe that's what this is about.


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26 Apr 2010, 2:58 pm

Moog wrote:
We will be love and we will be each other. There will be no divisions, all will be one. That's my conception of what true heaven is like. Of course some of the higher planes between here and there do resemble the heaven that is like the Christian one, so maybe that's what this is about.

I think it is too complicated to be understood on Earth :) But one thing is for sure - Heaven is much better than Earth :)


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27 Apr 2010, 2:39 am

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Why would I want to wait until I was in Heaven and have sex with a partner, when I can have sex with my partner here on Earth?


not all of us are so lucky as to be able to go to the mate tree out back and pick ourselves a ready mate. some of us lack the mating gene. so folk like myself have to be content in the knowledge that in heaven everything will be made right, that there is the place i will be made sexually whole.
i like the movie "the adding machine" because it precisely shows what my conception of heaven will be like. google it. better yet, find a [very rare] copy and watch it. everything will be bargains and our perfect mate[s] are just waiting for us.



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27 Apr 2010, 2:48 am

What a loud of **** lol.
Plus i dont believe in god.