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Tequila
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30 Mar 2012, 6:03 pm

I was queuing at the pumps yesterday in case of a shortage.

Then I said, "Barman, I'll have six pints of bitter, please."




I think it's wrong of the government putting the prices up on alcohol and fuel...

They're making it increasingly difficult for me to drink and drive.




Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Give a woman two cans of petrol and an oven, and she'll be scarred for life.



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30 Mar 2012, 9:07 pm

Tequila wrote:


Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Give a woman two cans of petrol and an oven, and she'll be scarred for life.


Am I bad person for :lol: at that?


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30 Mar 2012, 9:22 pm

puddingmouse wrote:
Tequila wrote:


Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Give a woman two cans of petrol and an oven, and she'll be scarred for life.


Am I bad person for :lol: at that?


HA not at all that was very :lol:



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30 Mar 2012, 10:23 pm

Joker wrote:
puddingmouse wrote:
Tequila wrote:


Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Give a woman two cans of petrol and an oven, and she'll be scarred for life.


Am I bad person for :lol: at that?


HA not at all that was very :lol:

I don't get it. I guess I'm not up to date enough on British news.



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31 Mar 2012, 4:51 am

AstroGeek wrote:
I don't get it. I guess I'm not up to date enough on British news.


Quote:
Diane Hill seriously burned pouring petrol in kitchen
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-17560534)

A woman was badly burned when petrol ignited in the kitchen of her York home as she was pouring it into a jug.

Diane Hill, 46, suffered 40% burns in the accident at her home in Moorgate, Acomb, on Thursday evening. The cooker, on at the time, ignited the fuel.

She was "critical but stable" at Pinderfields Hospital in Wakefield.

A fire service spokesman said: "Her daughter asked her mum for petrol because she had run out. The cooker was on and the fumes ignited."


Yes, this woman was that stupid.