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zacb
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19 Jul 2012, 12:10 am

Well, why did he say myWord will not return (myWord) void? Just something to ponder



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19 Jul 2012, 3:35 am

I'm a programmer. NOW DO MY BIDDING! :twisted:


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19 Jul 2012, 7:23 am

How do I know you are the true programmer?lol



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19 Jul 2012, 7:40 am

Unless you have blind faith in me your soul will be damned to an eternity in the flames of hell. :twisted:
Send me all your money and your soul will be saved. :P


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19 Jul 2012, 8:57 am

Do I send that to Jerry Falwell or LDS?



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19 Jul 2012, 10:30 am

Check (cheque) made payable to CASH mailed to TallyMan c/o Alex Plank, WrongPlanet... :P


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19 Jul 2012, 5:20 pm

lol. Do you accept bitcoins, paypal or, visa?



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19 Jul 2012, 5:28 pm

What language does God program in? :o



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19 Jul 2012, 5:55 pm

JanuaryMan wrote:
What language does God program in? :o


Ancient Sumerian. He enjoys the challenge of using a language that doesn't have words for the tasks he needs.


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19 Jul 2012, 8:20 pm

Everything has been programmed from the very beginning. Anyone who doesn't believe in fate isn't living on the street or some sort of assistance and asking themselves "Why god why?" Because some of us would like to know why we were born into a circumstance. I don't remember being able to control who I was BORN FROM. I wasn't born as an NT, nor was I born into a healthy family environment. So I didn't begin with a 0-0-0 record so to speak as some were born with a 100-100-120 record for example (whatever those numbers represent I don't know) so the TIME factor really does play a HUGE role in everyone's life. You can't change time and you can't rewire your brain. I was born with a vision impairment. I guess that was MY CHOICE too.



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19 Jul 2012, 8:25 pm

zacb wrote:
Well, why did he say myWord will not return (myWord) void? Just something to ponder


And the Lord will provide the RAM!



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19 Jul 2012, 8:37 pm

I think he programs in C, since it is pure and one of the originals (although he might use some fortran)



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19 Jul 2012, 8:49 pm

Who programmed God?


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19 Jul 2012, 8:49 pm

Lord_Gareth wrote:
JanuaryMan wrote:
What language does God program in? :o


Ancient Sumerian. He enjoys the challenge of using a language that doesn't have words for the tasks he needs.


LMAO!! !



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19 Jul 2012, 8:50 pm

JanuaryMan wrote:
What language does God program in? :o


The Queen's English!



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19 Jul 2012, 10:57 pm

God programs on a universal Turing machine.
Literally.

(edit: There was this xkcd cartoon...)
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