Woman wakes up, should have smelled the coffee

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28 Sep 2008, 9:39 pm

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CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - It wasn't just the caffeine that gave an Iowa woman an extra jolt after she had her morning coffee. It was also the bat she found in the filter.
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The Iowa Department of Public Health says the woman reported a bat in her house but wasn't too worried about it. She turned on her automatic coffee maker before bedtime and drank her coffee the next morning.

She discovered the bat in the filter when she went to clean it that night. The woman has undergone treatment for possible rabies.

Health officials say that the bat was sent to a lab but that its brain was too cooked by the hot water to determine whether it had rabies.



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28 Sep 2008, 9:43 pm

Tastier than finding a roach at the bottom of your milkshake!


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28 Sep 2008, 9:44 pm

Ishmael wrote:
Tastier than finding a roach at the bottom of your milkshake!
Ew. Has that happened to you?



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28 Sep 2008, 9:51 pm

ShadesOfMe wrote:
Ishmael wrote:
Tastier than finding a roach at the bottom of your milkshake!
Ew. Has that happened to you?


No, luckily, but somebody I know.


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28 Sep 2008, 10:01 pm

Ishmael wrote:
ShadesOfMe wrote:
Ishmael wrote:
Tastier than finding a roach at the bottom of your milkshake!
Ew. Has that happened to you?


No, luckily, but somebody I know.
. I remember in elementary school, they ordered pizza, i don't remember why. But one girl found a tooth in her slice, and it was NOT hers.



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28 Sep 2008, 10:09 pm

A tooth?!


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29 Sep 2008, 1:22 am

One time in high school I sneezed a huge snot-gob onto somebody's pizza... four or five people told him about it, but he thought everyone was just out to get his slice of pizza, and didn't believe it... after he ate it, he said "there wasn't any snot on that pizza"...