CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - It wasn't just the caffeine that gave an Iowa woman an extra jolt after she had her morning coffee. It was also the bat she found in the filter. ADVERTISEMENT
The Iowa Department of Public Health says the woman reported a bat in her house but wasn't too worried about it. She turned on her automatic coffee maker before bedtime and drank her coffee the next morning.
She discovered the bat in the filter when she went to clean it that night. The woman has undergone treatment for possible rabies.
Health officials say that the bat was sent to a lab but that its brain was too cooked by the hot water to determine whether it had rabies.
One time in high school I sneezed a huge snot-gob onto somebody's pizza... four or five people told him about it, but he thought everyone was just out to get his slice of pizza, and didn't believe it... after he ate it, he said "there wasn't any snot on that pizza"...