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milksnake
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26 Feb 2015, 3:56 pm

I'm autistic, what's your excuse?



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26 Feb 2015, 3:58 pm

your skin mites have little mustaches on them.



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26 Feb 2015, 8:02 pm

Your face looks like a bulldog licking piss off of nettle.



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27 Feb 2015, 10:51 am

you forgot what your face looks like since you've been sleeping with that helmet - for what is it, 20, 30 years? :scratch:



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27 Feb 2015, 4:23 pm

your hair has flatulent little people living in it.



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27 Feb 2015, 5:59 pm

may all your children have tiny penises, even the girls.



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27 Feb 2015, 6:02 pm

may your descendants live in interesting times.



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28 Feb 2015, 10:51 am

may your descendants come from the future and knock you down with your own farts from the past, nicely kept in jars. amen.



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28 Feb 2015, 3:09 pm

when you open your mouth all the worms come outta the ground and prostrate.


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28 Feb 2015, 3:10 pm

well out of your prostate come little miniature klingons when you pee :P



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28 Feb 2015, 3:17 pm

i just had to make that typo

*grows extra hands and facepalms*


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28 Feb 2015, 3:19 pm

your favorite food is pond scum.



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28 Feb 2015, 3:19 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:
i just had to make that typo

*grows extra hands and facepalms*


:lmao:

yeah, that's why you needed to wake up :D

you typo :P



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28 Feb 2015, 3:28 pm

believe me, i think i'm quite awake now...! :roll:

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your favorite food is pond scum.


your favorite food is bone marrow.


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28 Feb 2015, 4:13 pm

your fave food is nuoc cham served over little white worms sautéed in canola oil.



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01 Mar 2015, 3:55 am

while you eat only slug in heat :eew: