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auntblabby
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19 Apr 2015, 3:31 am

your chromosomes aren't really chrome :o



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19 Apr 2015, 3:40 am

your chromosomes are in all colours of the rainbow :P



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19 Apr 2015, 5:08 am

Your chromosomes ride unicycles to work...



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19 Apr 2015, 11:24 am

Booyakasha wrote:
you share most of your DNA with a slime mold :P


A slime mold would be ashamed to admit that it shares most of its DNA with YOU!! !! !



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19 Apr 2015, 11:52 am

naturalplastic wrote:
Booyakasha wrote:
you share most of your DNA with a slime mold :P


A slime mold would be ashamed to admit that it shares most of its DNA with YOU!! ! ! !


well better than sharing so much DNA with slugs! 95%???? geez :P



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19 Apr 2015, 12:31 pm

There is mold between your big toes.



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19 Apr 2015, 12:41 pm

you have mushrooms growing between your big toes :P



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19 Apr 2015, 12:41 pm

there is a slime mold that is looking for you.



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19 Apr 2015, 12:43 pm

there is a smile mold that wants to wear your wig! :P



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19 Apr 2015, 12:52 pm

you get disturbing, staticky calls in the middle of the night from slime molds.


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19 Apr 2015, 1:04 pm

you dream slime molds wearing pink dresses and lipsticks :P



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19 Apr 2015, 1:27 pm

you dream of lichens wearing blue lipstick, fishnets and nip piercings!


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19 Apr 2015, 2:11 pm

you dream of your beard marrying you :P



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19 Apr 2015, 2:54 pm

The biofilm on your teeth is potent enough to kill someone if you bit them.



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19 Apr 2015, 3:21 pm

Your eggs look like jelly.



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19 Apr 2015, 5:20 pm

Based on the apparent intelligence level of your statements, the Mi-go that took you for a ride to pluto apparently forgot something on the return trip.