Apparently alien abduction causes autism

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15 Feb 2009, 7:37 pm

http://www.stopabductions.com/C-Histories.htm
Here's the site it came from. I thought it was just a joke at first but these people seem to be dead serious.


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15 Feb 2009, 7:44 pm

I always knew it.



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15 Feb 2009, 8:08 pm

"I have Asperger's and I don't recall being taken to a spaceship, seeing 'aliens' and them doing anything to me, ah I guess this is the part where you tell me they use some kind of anti-memory injection or something?
You must have lead a very sheltered life, or you're most probably schitzophrenic, seek help."


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16 Feb 2009, 1:34 am

PunkyKat wrote:
http://www.stopabductions.com/C-Histories.htm
Here's the site it came from. I thought it was just a joke at first but these people seem to be dead serious.


I am wondering that wearing such a head constantly does not lead to abducting by mental health workers ...

BTW:

http://eclectech.co.uk/mindcontrol.php



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16 Feb 2009, 12:16 pm

Well obviously the boy was abducted by aliens, but since the medical establishment doesn't believe in them, he was misdiagnosed with autism, the diagnosis du jour. His misdiagnosis has nothing to do with us.

I'm wondering, though, how can I get them to kidnap my parents?



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16 Feb 2009, 12:27 pm

Depending on the exact procedure involved, I wouldn't mind being abducted by aliens. In fact, they might have difficulty persuading me to come back. The "probing" part of many alien abduction stories concerns me somewhat, though...


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16 Feb 2009, 1:30 pm

Klaatu barada nikto! I heard that alien abduction may not be all that it's cracked up to be.


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16 Feb 2009, 7:09 pm

Dussel wrote:


:lmao:

And here I thought that my friends in high school were just kidding when they called me "the Vulcan".


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16 Feb 2009, 7:17 pm

Eggman wrote:
got mine when i was abducted by pirates


butt-pirates? :lol:



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16 Feb 2009, 7:20 pm

slowmutant wrote:
Eggman wrote:
got mine when i was abducted by pirates


butt-pirates? :lol:


Iron pirates


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16 Feb 2009, 8:11 pm

Eggman wrote:
slowmutant wrote:
Eggman wrote:
got mine when i was abducted by pirates


butt-pirates? :lol:


Iron pirates


What are they?



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16 Feb 2009, 8:18 pm

slowmutant wrote:
Eggman wrote:
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Eggman wrote:
got mine when i was abducted by pirates


butt-pirates? :lol:


Iron pirates


What are they?

fools looking for gold :lol:


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16 Feb 2009, 8:22 pm

Are the pirates themselves made of iron or is that a reference to the hulls of the ships? I suspect it's the latter.



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16 Feb 2009, 8:29 pm

I thought it was a word play on "iron pyrates" a rock mistaken by prospectors for gold aka fools gold
Or maybe the joke is on me? :lol:


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16 Feb 2009, 8:29 pm

Ligea_Seroua wrote:
I thought it was a word play on "iron pyrates" a rock mistaken by prospectors for gold aka fools gold
Or maybe the joke is on me? :lol:


And me?



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16 Feb 2009, 9:10 pm

Them thar aliens are so sneaky and the ones that look like humans even have passports. For the most part they are good folk but don't vote domocratic so that's why we got to get rid of em.


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