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14 Jul 2014, 7:15 pm

Pobodys_Nerfect wrote:
Why would they give us Autism/AS?


Maybe they gave us part of there DNA so when someday they decide to invade earth no one will notice them as much. People by then will be use to autistic behaviors.


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14 Jul 2014, 8:22 pm

:roll:

Well, I guess my parents have always joked that I came from Mars. Perhaps it's not that far of a stretch that I was abducted by aliens. I wish they would have taken me with them, though.


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14 Jul 2014, 10:23 pm

When Google's auto correct was less secure you could type in "autistic people" and the concluding fragment of the sentence was "are dolphins."


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14 Jul 2014, 11:20 pm

I thought I saw a funny green creature looking through my crib, when I was 6 months old. :alien:


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14 Jul 2014, 11:26 pm

Today it's alien abduction. Before that it was ghosts or succubus. For anyone who has experience sleep paralysis like I have it's easy to see how people might think the experience was real and carried out by other entities. I don't suppose there's any scientific proof of the boy's surgery claims OP?



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14 Jul 2014, 11:29 pm

Does this mean that if human abducted an alien, we would be giving the alien autism?

What about one alien species abducting another?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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15 Jul 2014, 9:37 pm

FireyInspiration wrote:
Does this mean that if human abducted an alien, we would be giving the alien autism?

What about one alien species abducting another?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Ooooh! Now I want to abduct an alien so I can find out. Anyone know where I can find one in the central Colorado area?



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15 Jul 2014, 9:40 pm

You could kidnap me, even though I'm in NYC :wink:



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15 Jul 2014, 10:14 pm

I was never abducted and I have autism.



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15 Jul 2014, 10:48 pm

That was a typo. It's not alien abduction that causes autism; it's alien adoption.

And abductions aren't really abductions. That's just the Galactic Family Service coming to take the children home when the adoption doesn't work out. :alien: :lol:


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15 Jul 2014, 10:55 pm

I was never alienly adopted either.



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15 Jul 2014, 11:13 pm

DeaconBlues wrote:
No, no, you've got it all wrong.

They're not abducting us - they're trying to get us to come home!

(The weird surgery is being done by humans who dress up as aliens to throw us off the track.)

8)


I always wished they'd abduct and keep me. Not like I belong here. My head is already in space, shouldn't the rest of me also be there? And imagine the cool stuff you'd learn on an alien craft!



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15 Jul 2014, 11:41 pm

Ligea_Seroua wrote:
slowmutant wrote:
Eggman wrote:
slowmutant wrote:
Eggman wrote:
got mine when i was abducted by pirates


butt-pirates? :lol:


Iron pirates


What are they?

fools looking for gold :lol:


And this is gold right here!



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16 Jul 2014, 2:07 am

JSBACHlover wrote:
I was never abducted and I have autism.


don't you know they erase your short-term memory?



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16 Jul 2014, 11:15 am

I think we should all just pretend to be aliens and adopt each other. I will be granny A [alien]



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16 Jul 2014, 11:16 am

I think we should all just pretend to be aliens and adopt each other. I will be granny A [alien]