Apparently alien abduction causes autism

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16 Feb 2009, 9:10 pm

Them thar aliens are so sneaky and the ones that look like humans even have passports. For the most part they are good folk but don't vote domocratic so that's why we got to get rid of em.


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16 Feb 2009, 10:30 pm

garyww wrote:
Them thar aliens are so sneaky and the ones that look like humans even have passports. For the most part they are good folk but don't vote domocratic so that's why we got to get rid of em.


I take it you're not a domocrat.



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16 Feb 2009, 11:16 pm

First someone blames the demons. Now it's the extra Terrestrials. Anyone but us vain/paranoid... pardon... innocent humans aye?



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17 Feb 2009, 12:11 am

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I thought it was a word play on "iron pyrates" a rock mistaken by prospectors for gold aka fools gold
Or maybe the joke is on me? :lol:


And me?


Your both right!


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17 Feb 2009, 11:51 am

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I don't know about alien abductions causing autism, but I think maybe vaccines cause...alien abductions. Something about the planet Mercury being in the vaccines which is where the aliens probably are from.


Haha I was about to write something like that, but then I saw your post... Great minds think alike! :lol:

Maybe the aliens from Mercury have abducted (some of) us, but some curebies misunderstood it all and then thought it all was about mercury in vaccines. :P

I'm not sure who abducted me though... I'll have to think it over a bit...

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17 Feb 2009, 12:22 pm

The planet Mercury is almost as hot as the Sun.



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17 Feb 2009, 2:21 pm

That would explain the meltdowns.



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17 Feb 2009, 2:31 pm

OMG IT'S THE THETANS! :lol:



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17 Feb 2009, 4:10 pm

slowmutant wrote:
garyww wrote:
Them thar aliens are so sneaky and the ones that look like humans even have passports. For the most part they are good folk but don't vote domocratic so that's why we got to get rid of em.


I take it you're not a domocrat.


What does supporting Justinian have to do with this?


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17 Feb 2009, 4:16 pm

Xelebes wrote:
slowmutant wrote:
garyww wrote:
Them thar aliens are so sneaky and the ones that look like humans even have passports. For the most part they are good folk but don't vote domocratic so that's why we got to get rid of em.


I take it you're not a domocrat.


What does supporting Justinian have to do with this?


Nothing. It's just Aspie Discursiveness in action. :wink:



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17 Feb 2009, 11:04 pm

:lol: I thought of this thread today at work while listening to this song:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywcGgKxSeUI[/youtube]


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17 Feb 2009, 11:59 pm

i woke again this morning in a cropcircle mandala.
third time this month.



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18 Feb 2009, 12:33 am

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Are aliens implanting us with autism, or are they just abducting us because we have autism.

Think about it @_@


That's it! I remember being an alien before I was incarnated on this earth. :wink:
They are seeing what kind of progress we are making here.

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Star Seeds originally came to this Earth School in order to assist in elevating its consciousness, and vibratory rate. In order to accomplish this extraordinary feat, we had to incarnate in the same manner as did the indigenous people of this planet in order that we fit-in, and get to know them from their perspective. Then again, even the indigenous people of Earth have come from many other solar systems - star systems (spiritually). They are all on their respective paths through their own enlightenment processes.

Each race has a separate group consciousness. This Earth School is a conglomerate of multiple levels of spiritual consciousness within each race, and multiple races within each society, and multiple societies within the Global Community of Humans. This is a communal study which we have chosen to undergo for the embetterment of this entire Universe as a whole. We have attempted this experiment three times in the past without success. Hopefully four is our lucky number.


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18 Feb 2009, 12:44 am

millie wrote:
i woke again this morning in a cropcircle mandala.
third time this month.


I woke up this morning with the sun down shining in. I found my mind in a brown paper bag within. I tripped on a cloud fell eight miles high, tore my mind on a jagged sky. I just dropped in to see what condition my (UFO) condition was in.



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18 Feb 2009, 12:51 am

This is the funniest thread ever. :lol:

Dussel posted:

http://eclectech.co.uk/mindcontrol.php

There is always a grain of truth in humor though.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl29zR12-xs&feature=related[/youtube]


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18 Feb 2009, 1:23 am

Watching that video I couldn't decide if it was a joke or for real.

So cute, it was. :)