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GoatOnFire
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27 Oct 2007, 11:38 am

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1. masturbate


:lol: That's exactly what I thought when I read the title to this thread. Let me think...

Take a crap. Rub the poo on your face. Ejaculate. Rub the semen around your lips and eyes. Then yell as loud as you can so that the other prisoners can hear "I'm in blackface and there's nothing you can f***ing do about it because I'm in solitary!"

(I'm not a racist, but you have to admit that would be pretty funny.)


If you enjoy that sort of crap(literally). But god, that's gotta stink and give you some nasty diseases.


It'd be worth it if a guard came, maybe there'd be a fight. :twisted: If I was in solitary for life, I wouldn't care about diseases anymore.


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28 Oct 2007, 2:13 am

Sing.



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28 Oct 2007, 11:12 pm

Practice yodeling.


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29 Oct 2007, 12:44 am

Practise throwing your voice (might come in handy during an escape)..


Practise impersonating others (for if ever you escape).


Practise disguising your voice (for if ever you escape).


Practise kickboxing, if there's a mattress you can use as a punching bag.


Do target practise with a pencil and a spot on the wall.


Do basketball practise with a balled-up-and-tied sheet and the sink.



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29 Oct 2007, 12:48 am

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Charles Manson loved to compose odd songs and beats. I think now his only instruments are his mouth, hands, feet ... once in a while maybe an upside-down metal wastebin as a drum.


That's creepy. That's what I would be doing.

A mind for Music plus your body means instant entertainment.

I would try to do math in my head too, and just think philosophically for a while.

I could manage for a while in solitary confinement I think...


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29 Oct 2007, 11:41 am

Try to recite your favourite movies lines from beginning to end. I used to do this as a kid to try to fall asleep. My go-to script was Labyrinth...

"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great..."


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29 Oct 2007, 12:44 pm

Recite War and Peace backwards.


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29 Oct 2007, 11:53 pm

Make up insults for the guards and the people that landed you in prison.


Try to remember and recite the orals you had to do in high school.


Practise public speaking.



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30 Oct 2007, 12:01 am

Make love to the man in there with you.

I got that idea from My Name Is Earl. :lol:



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30 Oct 2007, 12:23 am

Ana54 wrote:
1. masturbate
2. dance
7. sing if you can, or whisper songs
12. yoga (used to)
13. meditation (used to)
14. write your autobiography in your head. Try to remember EVERY SINGLE DETAIL of EVERY SINGLE EVENT.
21. try to send telepathic messages to people outside (used to)
25. stim in whatever wierd way you stim in
27. organize your thoughts and feelings so that you will better be able to explain to your shrink
28. catch up on sleep

Other than that I spend time on my computer or listen to music/watch a movie etc


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07 Nov 2007, 12:16 am

You can also....

play air guitar
practice backflips
walk on your toes
braid your body hair
do a thousand crunches
catch the fly, lick and release
alphabetize your favorite movies
perform a civil war re-enactment
stare at the ceiling and imagine a fan
talk to a god, or all of them if you want
think of the best refrigerator you ever saw
and relax



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07 Nov 2007, 7:35 am

write fanfiction about your favorite tv characters
finally read all those books yoou never took the time to read before



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07 Nov 2007, 8:24 am

write macabre poetry
draw morose pictures
sing the emo song
date the wall
slit your wrists



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09 Nov 2007, 2:13 pm

*Make a dust collection :lol:
*Learn to click your toes
*Train yourself to whistle your favourite song
*Count the number of seconds you are in there for :lol: :lol: :lol:
*Run into walls


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09 Nov 2007, 2:45 pm

write songs in you're head



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10 Nov 2007, 8:04 am

if the ceiling is covered in tiles or the floor or walls are covered in tiles count them. try and create some new party trick using your body.