Can you rate my dating strategy?

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11 May 2011, 11:11 am

So, here's what I'm going to do. On the information that older females receive much less attention than younger females, I'm going to gain dating experience by approaching the older females. This should make them easier and quicker.

After I bang, say, 10 or 20 females, then I'll start upping my targets to the 20-30 year old group.

Then, after that, at least a few supermodel 18 year olds -- by that time, I should have experience and significant wealth, so it should be as easy as pulling upto the local bar scene in my future Ferrari.

So, tell me, how's my plan shaping up?



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11 May 2011, 11:18 am

I do believe that you are on the wrong planet to try this strategy. :)



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11 May 2011, 11:21 am

On a scale of one to apple? Boat.



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11 May 2011, 11:24 am

It's shaping up strangely.



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11 May 2011, 11:31 am

Are you guy implying it wouldn't work, generally?

If you are, I'd think that any given attractive guy would have little problems with this strategy (What's attractive to younger gals tends to be attractive to older gals and there's less competition among the cougars), though there are probably more efficient ones out there...

I'm open to suggestions!



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11 May 2011, 11:52 am

I think this strategy could very well work if everyone was that shallow and only cared about sex. So yeah, unfortunately, it might work if you found the right place.



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11 May 2011, 11:57 am

I'd start by specifying the species of the female you're looking to snag. I gather you're interested in females, now you just have to decide whether it's female fruit flies, bats, or something else, perhaps humans, that you'd be most compatible with on a romantic/sexual level.



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11 May 2011, 12:06 pm

I was thinking bunnies. This means I need to infiltrate Hugh Hefner's mansion as a mild-mannered Wine and Cheese server or failing that, using reality as a guide, I just need a large black playboy tattoo on my muscular left shoulder and sport it off wearing sleeveless shirts whenever possible. Preferably with bling-bling gold jewelry, gang memorabilia and my ride should have shiny, spinning mag rims and I need to use the cool slang, yo.



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11 May 2011, 1:18 pm

swbluto wrote:
(What's attractive to younger gals tends to be attractive to older gals and there's less competition among the cougars)

well, there is a hole in your strategy. cougars are often highly sought after and can keep quite busy with sexy young manthings. they won't sleep with just ANY poolboy, you know. you need to offer special skills. :D


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11 May 2011, 5:13 pm

swbluto wrote:
So, here's what I'm going to do. On the information that older females receive much less attention than younger females, I'm going to gain dating experience by approaching the older females. This should make them easier and quicker.

After I bang, say, 10 or 20 females, then I'll start upping my targets to the 20-30 year old group.

Then, after that, at least a few supermodel 18 year olds -- by that time, I should have experience and significant wealth, so it should be as easy as pulling upto the local bar scene in my future Ferrari.

So, tell me, how's my plan shaping up?


Cool story, bro


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