Songs you'd like to send to your ex (bf/gf, fiance,spouse)

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Did they break your heart?
Yes 46%  46%  [ 19 ]
No 27%  27%  [ 11 ]
Maybe 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
*cries* 22%  22%  [ 9 ]
Total votes : 41

MishLuvsHer2Boys
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22 Feb 2009, 9:19 pm

Taylor Swift - "You're Not Sorry"

Dixie Chicks -> "Not Ready to Make Nice"

Carrie Underwood -> "Before He Cheats"



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23 Feb 2009, 12:23 pm

When I first met you, you were perfect.
I couldn’t believe how perfect you could be.
But over the years you’ve gotten perfecter
and with smug satisfaction look down your perfect nose at me.
Now, I can read the writing on the wall.
I know our relationship’s in danger.
And before you know it, I’ll be all alone again and
you’ll become a perfect stranger.

After you’ve gone, no one can tell me how to act.
I’ll do exactly as I please.
After you’ve gone, I’ll be my own man as soon
as I can get up off my knees.
The minute you go stepping out that door, I’ll throw my
socks and underwear all over the floor.
After you’ve gone, the lawn will be a jungle.
Call me Tarzan and I’ll call you Gone.

After you’ve gone, I’ll leave the toilet seat up.
I’ll stop recycling and start smoking cigarettes.
After you’ve gone, there’ll be a holiday.
I’ll take my Keough Plan to Reno and invest.
I’ll shave and leave my whiskers in the sink.
No, I’ll stop shaving, I’ll grow a beard. That’s what I think.
After you’ve gone, if you think I’ll miss you,
you’ll be wrong, baby, after you’ve gone.

After you’ve gone, your precious potted plants will DIE!
They’ll turn to sticks and twigs and dirt.
After you’ve gone, I’ll be a bachelor again.
I’ll order double helpings of dessert.
My buds Curly, Moe and Larry will be welcome here when you
and all your potpourri have disappeared.
After you’ve gone, I’ll have more closet space
to take your place after you’ve gone.

Nothing can take your place -
I’ll have more closet space -
After you’ve gone.


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23 Feb 2009, 7:49 pm

makuranososhi wrote:
When I first met you, you were perfect.
I couldn’t believe how perfect you could be.
But over the years you’ve gotten perfecter
and with smug satisfaction look down your perfect nose at me.
Now, I can read the writing on the wall.
I know our relationship’s in danger.
And before you know it, I’ll be all alone again and
you’ll become a perfect stranger.

After you’ve gone, no one can tell me how to act.
I’ll do exactly as I please.
After you’ve gone, I’ll be my own man as soon
as I can get up off my knees.
The minute you go stepping out that door, I’ll throw my
socks and underwear all over the floor.
After you’ve gone, the lawn will be a jungle.
Call me Tarzan and I’ll call you Gone.

After you’ve gone, I’ll leave the toilet seat up.
I’ll stop recycling and start smoking cigarettes.
After you’ve gone, there’ll be a holiday.
I’ll take my Keough Plan to Reno and invest.
I’ll shave and leave my whiskers in the sink.
No, I’ll stop shaving, I’ll grow a beard. That’s what I think.
After you’ve gone, if you think I’ll miss you,
you’ll be wrong, baby, after you’ve gone.

After you’ve gone, your precious potted plants will DIE!
They’ll turn to sticks and twigs and dirt.
After you’ve gone, I’ll be a bachelor again.
I’ll order double helpings of dessert.
My buds Curly, Moe and Larry will be welcome here when you
and all your potpourri have disappeared.
After you’ve gone, I’ll have more closet space
to take your place after you’ve gone.

Nothing can take your place -
I’ll have more closet space -
After you’ve gone.


M.


I'm not sure if this is a sad song, a happy song, or a comedic song. It's got me quite flummoxed.


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24 Feb 2009, 12:18 am

my former boyfriend is a jackass, user, and abusive. he said he loved me then tried to set me up with one of his friends and said he never considered me his girlfriend. needless to say, i left him that day


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24 Feb 2009, 2:59 am

Sunshower - it's comedic, a group called 'Trout Fishing in America' performs it. The conformity in relationships has never been comfortable for me... it's nice to have found someone to compromise with - NOT the person that I would dedicate that song to, ever.


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24 Feb 2009, 3:12 am

Free At Last.

and

Please Don't Go

Uh, now I am confused??


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24 Feb 2009, 12:22 pm

Mistakes and regrets by and you will know us by the trail of dead.

Favorite line: if you forget how to feel reach inside you're chest, is there a heart beating or just emptiness?


well actually I don't think I'm that bitter but I've felt like that at times



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24 Feb 2009, 7:13 pm

makuranososhi wrote:
Sunshower - it's comedic, a group called 'Trout Fishing in America' performs it. The conformity in relationships has never been comfortable for me... it's nice to have found someone to compromise with - NOT the person that I would dedicate that song to, ever.


M.



Ah I see. :) I agree about the conformity in relationships, I see it in my parents relationship (where my mum has 100% of the decision making power and control) and I think it's very unjust.

If I ever have a long term relationship or marriage I'd like for us to be equals in that partnership. On the other hand, that also means none of that old fashioned male "head of the house" thing either.


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24 Feb 2009, 7:38 pm

"as*hole Son" by Bob Rivers to Geoff. The song fits him.



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01 Mar 2009, 3:22 am

picture to burn by taylor swift
"you're a redneck heartbreak who's really bad at lying" yup that's him. :x

and idiot by lisa marie presley


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24 Jun 2009, 10:49 pm

You go girl! One thing I learned is life is to short to be miserable.



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