LePetitPrince wrote:
Nanoprobe wrote:
For a limited time you can now order a complete asperger male!
Male comes in pristine chiseled physical condition and is ideal for any decor!
Honesty, Integrity and Lousy Sense of Humor guaranteed or your money back!
Aged a cool 25 years, this specimen reduces drama and BS by an astonishing 99% when compared to the regular brand!
Supplies are limited so order now before it's too late!
Cash, Cheque, all major credit cards accepted O.A.C*
*offer only applies to English speaking biological females
-some restrictions apply.
Do you know how to cook?
Sounds like you're interested.
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"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson