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Nanoprobe
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18 Oct 2008, 6:54 am

For a limited time you can now order a complete asperger male!
Male comes in pristine chiseled physical condition and is ideal for any decor!
Honesty, Integrity and Lousy Sense of Humor guaranteed or your money back!
Aged a cool 25 years, this specimen reduces drama and BS by an astonishing 99% when compared to the regular brand!
Supplies are limited so order now before it's too late!

Cash, Cheque, all major credit cards accepted O.A.C*



*offer only applies to English speaking biological females
-some restrictions apply.



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18 Oct 2008, 7:02 am

Why the f**k didn't I think of this. For being sharper than me, I hate you! :P



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18 Oct 2008, 7:02 am

*blinks several times*

Feels like I've been brainwashed by subliminal messaging... pros for originality and a sense of humour though..

Not sure how many single aspie girls are currently surfing the Love and Dating forum with the intent of actually starting a relationship (as opposed to just discussing relationships) but -

Good luck!

(maybe try jinxed?)


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18 Oct 2008, 7:07 am

Im just having fun im really not expecting anything haha I just want to make some friends :P



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18 Oct 2008, 7:07 am

haha, nice. :D :D :D

Maybe you could try Aspie Affection?



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18 Oct 2008, 7:08 am

Pimping yourself out, huh? Accepting cash, cheques and major cards ...



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18 Oct 2008, 7:10 am

Nanoprobe wrote:
Im just having fun im really not expecting anything haha I just want to make some friends :P


Haha yeah it's funny that I actually made a lot of my friends here in the Love and Dating forum, even though I posted pretty much irrespective of what forum type it was.


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18 Oct 2008, 7:17 am

I don't know anyone else with aspergers i pretty much very recently found out now im just trying to accept?? it. Im pretty social in general like IRL and such but I am aware that I am different.

Thats why I'm here I guess and who the hell knows maybe ill meet someone here.

I doubt it but hey why not? I just really want to get to know other's like me!




So yeah if anyone wants to chat my msn is [email protected] (2 underscores)

me <--- s**t i need new pics these don't do me justice!

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member8845531.htm



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18 Oct 2008, 7:19 am

You can find whatever you want, you just have to searching for something else. Or the moment you stop looking, you get what you want. I think it's something to do with the vibes you sending out. I think people tend to go for "I'm not looking" and people are interested. If you are looking, people pick up on this and have no interest.
I have no idea why it works this way - happened to me twice so far...



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18 Oct 2008, 7:26 am

Nanoprobe wrote:
I don't know anyone else with aspergers i pretty much very recently found out now im just trying to accept?? it. Im pretty social in general like IRL and such but I am aware that I am different.

Thats why I'm here I guess and who the hell knows maybe ill meet someone here.

I doubt it but hey why not? I just really want to get to know other's like me!




So yeah if anyone wants to chat my msn is [email protected] (2 underscores)

me <--- sh** i need new pics these don't do me justice!

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member8845531.htm


Good on you for trying to accept it, sometimes it takes a while! You will find WP has so many members the chance of meeting people you get along with is pretty high.



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18 Oct 2008, 7:26 am

Ahh yes the good old vibration. It's probably a lot more significant than most people realize.. I notice that when I'm in a dark cloud people around me react accordingly even without actually making conversation or awknowledging me whereas when I have that effervescent type of higher vibration like gratitude, love, hope, confidence; people seem to respond much better as well..

I wonder why this is.. but it's one of those universal laws. (Law of attraction) It makes sense too that when you're looking desparately for someone then it's almost always combined with self depricating thoughts like "why not me", "Im not good enough" etc.

I guess when you're not looking you're not really putting yourself on a negative pedistol either right?



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18 Oct 2008, 8:28 am

hale_bopp wrote:
haha, nice. :D :D :D

Maybe you could try Aspie Affection?

Yeah, your ad should read just like that, to showcase your sense of humor. :D


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18 Oct 2008, 9:23 am

Nanoprobe wrote:
For a limited time you can now order a complete asperger male!
Male comes in pristine chiseled physical condition and is ideal for any decor!
Honesty, Integrity and Lousy Sense of Humor guaranteed or your money back!
Aged a cool 25 years, this specimen reduces drama and BS by an astonishing 99% when compared to the regular brand!
Supplies are limited so order now before it's too late!

Cash, Cheque, all major credit cards accepted O.A.C*



*offer only applies to English speaking biological females
-some restrictions apply.


Do you know how to cook?



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18 Oct 2008, 9:33 am

LePetitPrince wrote:
Nanoprobe wrote:
For a limited time you can now order a complete asperger male!
Male comes in pristine chiseled physical condition and is ideal for any decor!
Honesty, Integrity and Lousy Sense of Humor guaranteed or your money back!
Aged a cool 25 years, this specimen reduces drama and BS by an astonishing 99% when compared to the regular brand!
Supplies are limited so order now before it's too late!

Cash, Cheque, all major credit cards accepted O.A.C*



*offer only applies to English speaking biological females
-some restrictions apply.


Do you know how to cook?

Sounds like you're interested. :)


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18 Oct 2008, 9:37 am

MrMark wrote:
LePetitPrince wrote:
Nanoprobe wrote:
For a limited time you can now order a complete asperger male!
Male comes in pristine chiseled physical condition and is ideal for any decor!
Honesty, Integrity and Lousy Sense of Humor guaranteed or your money back!
Aged a cool 25 years, this specimen reduces drama and BS by an astonishing 99% when compared to the regular brand!
Supplies are limited so order now before it's too late!

Cash, Cheque, all major credit cards accepted O.A.C*



*offer only applies to English speaking biological females
-some restrictions apply.


Do you know how to cook?

Sounds like you're interested. :)


I would if he knows how to make a homemade hummus



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18 Oct 2008, 9:54 am

I can make humus is several of the styles across the med plus my own recipe. But I’m afraid you’re not my type LP. Sorry....