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What was Jesus' sexual orientation?
Heterosexual 25%  25%  [ 22 ]
Bisexual 9%  9%  [ 8 ]
Homosexual 14%  14%  [ 12 ]
Asexual 31%  31%  [ 27 ]
Auto-sexual (masturbation only) 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
Bestiality 11%  11%  [ 10 ]
Other (specify 7%  7%  [ 6 ]
Total votes : 87

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23 Sep 2012, 3:41 am

There is no such person of this Jesus you speak of.



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26 Sep 2012, 4:28 pm

I voted "Other" for the poll because the option I was thinking of was not in the poll. If the question is supposed to be about Jesus Christ, then I would say his sexual orientation was "Nothing" because a non-existent being can't have a sexual orientation.



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26 Sep 2012, 4:32 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqI0vjArbn8[/youtube] :lol: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHnhqxt1GII[/youtube]


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26 Sep 2012, 8:12 pm

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And finally, where did you hear about a woman claiming to be queen of the jews? And what do you mean other women? do you have your genders confused?


"women" was a typo.



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26 Sep 2012, 8:14 pm

I see... That makes sense.



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26 Sep 2012, 8:25 pm

Jesus was trisexual, man. He'd try anything


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26 Sep 2012, 9:03 pm

Vigilans wrote:
Jesus was trisexual, man. He'd try anything


Yup. He was hot for Mary Magdelane and he had the warms for the Father and the Holy Ghost.

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27 Sep 2012, 6:28 am

O tempora, o Mores, o Panda. To be sure you have your pseudothumb on the pulse of the "religion" aspect of this forum - but is it worthy of you to panda to it?

Was that pun worthy of me?

Anyways, youse guys, I posted my quote and hung around long enough to confirm that only the names have changed, and not all of those. It remains - and likely shall remain - next to impossible to have a real religious discussion here - and hard enough to have a serious political talk even if totally PC.

I will drop in again if I get incredibly curious or find another worthy quote.

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27 Sep 2012, 7:44 am

We are quite worthy of thy pun-ishment.

Sorry, but I wouldn't know how to begin to accomodate thy desire for a genuinely religious debate.

Thou shallt just have to stop in from time to time, to inform us of our unworthiness.

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27 Sep 2012, 10:08 am

I don't see why Jesus had to be gay. Gay guys aren't the only guys who hang around with other guys.


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27 Sep 2012, 11:24 pm

You have to admit, any religious discussion seems to deteriorate into atheists posting whatever snide or belittling remarks they can as fast as they can pretty quickly...



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28 Sep 2012, 3:00 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeSlI87923Q[/youtube] :lol:


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28 Sep 2012, 9:35 am

Philologos wrote:
O tempora, o Mores, o Panda. To be sure you have your pseudothumb on the pulse of the "religion" aspect of this forum - but is it worthy of you to panda to it?

Was that pun worthy of me?

Anyways, youse guys, I posted my quote and hung around long enough to confirm that only the names have changed, and not all of those. It remains - and likely shall remain - next to impossible to have a real religious discussion here - and hard enough to have a serious political talk even if totally PC.

I will drop in again if I get incredibly curious or find another worthy quote.

Tot ziens!


What is a "real" religious discussion- one where nobody disagrees with you or demonstrates the futile and asinine nature of religion?


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28 Sep 2012, 11:02 pm

Can I vote Pansexual? All kinds of people are getting f****d in his name.



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01 Oct 2012, 5:28 pm

Vigilans wrote:
What is a "real" religious discussion- one where nobody disagrees with you or demonstrates the futile and asinine nature of religion?


To me, it seems that this discussion was sparked by the "secret gospel of mark", but instead of being about wether or not said "secret gospel" exists and what it's impact would be if it was real, Panda posted a poll about Jesus's sexual orientation. And even under that topic do you really consider this:


Vigilans wrote:
Jesus was trisexual, man. He'd try anything


as a serious response to that topic? Tell me, what's you're reason for thinking this? Or do you just want to make fun of Christians? Same goes for many of the posts on this thread: they don't really seem to have anything to do with the topic, they're just intended to make fun of people who think differently than those who post them.



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01 Oct 2012, 7:17 pm

Tensu wrote:
Vigilans wrote:
What is a "real" religious discussion- one where nobody disagrees with you or demonstrates the futile and asinine nature of religion?


To me, it seems that this discussion was sparked by the "secret gospel of mark", but instead of being about wether or not said "secret gospel" exists and what it's impact would be if it was real, Panda posted a poll about Jesus's sexual orientation. And even under that topic do you really consider this:


Vigilans wrote:
Jesus was trisexual, man. He'd try anything


as a serious response to that topic? Tell me, what's you're reason for thinking this? Or do you just want to make fun of Christians? Same goes for many of the posts on this thread: they don't really seem to have anything to do with the topic, they're just intended to make fun of people who think differently than those who post them.


First you imply this thread is poor satire not worthy of being taken seriously and then you criticize me for... not taking it seriously? You guys always want to have your cake and eat it too, I know, but please try harder next time


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