Everyone has Autism and everything causes it



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20 Dec 2010, 7:44 pm

There, now we can stop with those annoying, far-fetched threads.



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20 Dec 2010, 7:46 pm

:D


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20 Dec 2010, 7:47 pm

I was about to say 'no' but I do agree.
Leave it to science.
I know I have autism and what caused it for me and I'm just trying to cope with it and lead a good life.


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20 Dec 2010, 9:02 pm

So true. I got autism from the Martian lizard people that spawned the British royal family and the Bush family.



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20 Dec 2010, 9:15 pm

So everyone is a dolphin in a human body? LOL

They should pin this thread to every single forum here.



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20 Dec 2010, 11:22 pm

A dolpin? Feh. Everyone knows we're actually reincarnated cats. :roll:


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20 Dec 2010, 11:31 pm

Callista wrote:
A dolpin? Feh. Everyone knows we're actually reincarnated cats. :roll:


My mother has a book called "Do Cats Have Asperger's Syndrome?" it figures



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20 Dec 2010, 11:43 pm

I heard it's caused by dihydrogen monoxide. The FDA disagrees but they're just dupes of the DHM monopoly. I think all DHM should banned immediately. Won't someone please think of the children?

Oh, and Teletubbies cause it, too (or does that make people gay? Oh well, close enough.)



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20 Dec 2010, 11:45 pm

I agree. Let's stop the ridiculous threads.


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21 Dec 2010, 1:08 am

Callista wrote:
A dolpin? Feh. Everyone knows we're actually reincarnated cats. :roll:


This is actually true. One of my mother's favorite anecdotes about me at kindergarten age involves me uttering the words "When I was a cat..."



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21 Dec 2010, 2:03 am

yeah thats what i was thinking, it seems that we as people on the spectrum like to speculate about practically everyone, oh are they aspie. Some celebrities that are clearly not aspie, people are like are they aspie and im thinking are u kidding me. Like Lady Gaga. I admit to being guilty of some far fetched speculations myself.

And then theres these ridiculous news stories that link the cause of autism to something really far fetched and stupid



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21 Dec 2010, 2:25 am

<sarcasm>I understand it fully, autism rays come from the sun and make people's AQ index go up. The chances are it is linked to sunspot activity</sarcasm>


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21 Dec 2010, 3:11 am

My mad science causes autism.

I've built 100 story autism broadcasting towers at each pole and have bombarded the Earth with autism rays for generations.



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21 Dec 2010, 5:10 am

The entire cast of Coronation street have AS... It's caused by mad sciency stuff involving alien goo and lots of head banging. Oh you know who else has AS? Everyone!

Joking :) Those threads are getting a little weary though aren't they!


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21 Dec 2010, 6:04 am

So... Now we should argue about who doesn't have autism, and what doesn't cause it?



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