Okay, the assumption that all aspies are jerks plus that assumption that all cats are bigger jerks...
Not sitting well.
People tend to think their cats are just being jerks when there usually is a deeper and more serious reason for why they appear to be acting that way. For example I once read about someone whose cat refused to go in the litter box, and they believed the cat was doing it on purpose just to be a jerk. But it turned out that the type of cat litter was too hard for the cat's paws, which were declawed and basically the same as having your fingertips chopped off, to dig around in. When they switched to a different brand the problem was solved.