My best friend went to school with a Scholastica and another friend had a schoolmate called Candida.
I live in South Africa so you run into a lot of people calling themselves something like "Joyful", "Princess" or even some variation on "Boy" or "Girl" who are just translating their name from their home language into English (that kind of translation's more common in the older generation, most people these days just use their real name).
A lot of very upright Afrikaans men also go through life called exclusively by bizarre-sounding nicknames because traditionally they hand down a limited number of first names from grandfather to grandson, and wind up with too many Johans or whatever. But Afrikaners follow European naming conventions and will always have a standard-issue legal name if asked, so this story counts as egregious:
My Afrikaans friend went to a party to meet her husband's new stepbrother, his girlfriend and their terrible-toddler son LJ. They struck her as relatively crazy, but while she was making conversation she asked the mom what "LJ" stood for.
"Love-and-Jealousy," said the mom, fixing her with crazy eyes (I'm translating, but same initials either way).
My friend, thinking this was a joke, laughed, at which the mom got really crazy. "It is!" she cried. "Because I am love, and my man is jealousy!"
Poor kid doesn't stand a chance.