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27 Jul 2010, 1:30 pm

Let's just say that it would be a lot easier to rush over and carve the Sunday Roast if the blade was pointed the other way.

What is jello made of?


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27 Jul 2010, 1:34 pm

Let's just say that it would be a lot easier to rush over and carve the Sunday Roast if the blade was pointed the other way.

What is jello made of?


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27 Jul 2010, 4:55 pm

Jello is made from Bill Cosby's sweat & tears.


Is it possible to love a sandwich so much you don't want to eat it because then it'll be gone :?:


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27 Jul 2010, 4:57 pm

Yes.


Is it possible to love a child so much you want to eat it?



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27 Jul 2010, 8:33 pm

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Yes.


Is it possible to love a child so much you want to eat it?


Yes, if you are insane.

How do you halve your cake and eat it too?


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27 Jul 2010, 9:57 pm

Simply refuse to share. You only halved it in the first place so it would fit in your mouth. :lol:

Do penguins smile?


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27 Jul 2010, 10:10 pm

They do, on the inside.

Do fish cry?


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28 Jul 2010, 4:07 am

No, but doves cry according to the artist formerly known as Prince.

Do bears defecate in the woods?


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28 Jul 2010, 8:43 am

Yes, but especially after hibernation.



Why is it that parakeets scold the world out?



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28 Jul 2010, 2:57 pm

The parakeets scold the world out because they speak for the natural world about what we are doing to it.

What shape is the figure of speech?


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28 Jul 2010, 3:01 pm

A tetrahedron.


What is a name of a solid geometrical shape which has only three vertices?



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29 Jul 2010, 10:21 am

Uhhh... I don't know! (gets tossed into the lake of fire)

Is Deckard a replicant?


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29 Jul 2010, 10:53 am

Deckerd is a replicant...deckard is a replicant deckard is a replicant....aaakkk polly want a cracker

how fast do you have to go to drive someone crazy?


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29 Jul 2010, 12:09 pm

You need to drive 89 miles an hour with a nuclear thermocouple generator supplying 1.21 gigawatts. :P


At 45° of latitude on the surface of the Earth, how many miles per second is the rate of the Earth spinning?



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29 Jul 2010, 12:49 pm

exactly...I dont know...but fast enough to keep all its inhabitants in a perpetual state of inhumane stir-craziness.

what is the speed of smell??


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29 Jul 2010, 7:30 pm

The speed of smell is how fast you run away from a bad one.

What is the speed of darkness?


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