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riverso
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31 Dec 2011, 10:46 am

Knock knock
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Knock knock
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Knock knock
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(Geddit?)



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03 Jan 2012, 7:53 am

Knock knock
Who's there?
No, it's me, [NAME].

It smells like withiu today.
What's withiu?
That's not nice!

How are you doing?
Electrical impulses sent between the neural circuits known as the brain and the rest of the body.

Knock knock
Oh, it's you.

What's up?
The mesosphere, thermosphere, and the exosphere. One might even say troposphere, but it already--

How's it going?
Going is the present participle of, "to go" and, "is," is the auxiliary verb necessitated by the participle. That is how it is going.

[Annoying excuse for a student:] See you tomorrow!
I should hope not!

What's that on your computer?
[Half a high school textbook chapter on the hexokinase and amino acids and codons and the propensities for structures in audio format, delivered in a very human way..]

O: You're the leader of this group.
K: This is inane!
O: Don't you mean insane?
K: That too!

What's 11001 and 10101?
10001.

You should call [ALICE].
Alice! ALICE! AAAAALIIIIICE!



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06 Jan 2012, 8:22 pm

I have a photographic memory, but it needs developing.


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30 Jan 2012, 1:34 am

O1: [Feeble attempt at good speech] Cogito ergo sum!
O2: That was horrid!
K: I question that cogitas at all.
O1: What?
K: [While clapping] Olfacies sicvt svs mortvvs (You smell like a dead pig!)!
O1: Thank you. See, Kevin likes my speech!
O2: He could be sarcastic. Autistics can learn sarcasm, right?
K: [While clapping] Delenda tvvm labor est! (Your career is dead!)!
O1: He always says something about the lenders in his debates!
O2: Maybe he's asking you to give something back to him.
K: [While clapping] Verba tva pvtrescet!
O1: I knew you would like it.
O2: That last word sounded.. negative, don't you think?
O1: Don't be silly. He was already praising me.
K: [While exiting conversation] Non cogitasne? Qvam tristis!



Miharu
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30 Jan 2012, 2:35 am

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AndreasF
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19 Nov 2012, 3:28 am

Adventus wrote:
How many Aspies does it take to change a light bulb?

Did you know Thomas Edison did not actually invent the lightbulb? It was one of his assistants. And another one of his assistants dropped it. However the second one is still lit. It has not been shut off in about a hundred years. there are many sizes and types of lightbulbs..


Thomas Edison didn't actually invent the light bulb - some other dude managed about 40 years earlier.
Can't remember who and I'm really not interested ;-)

Second, your grammar isn't correct as you state that the second assistant is still lit, which I hope is wrong ;-)

Jokes can be quite funny - and I think this one is great, though facts needs to be in place and the joke must be written cleary so you cannot interpret its meaning :-)

Regards!


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19 Nov 2012, 6:30 am

AndreasF wrote:
Adventus wrote:
How many Aspies does it take to change a light bulb?

Did you know Thomas Edison did not actually invent the lightbulb? It was one of his assistants. And another one of his assistants dropped it. However the second one is still lit. It has not been shut off in about a hundred years. there are many sizes and types of lightbulbs..


Thomas Edison didn't actually invent the light bulb - some other dude managed about 40 years earlier.
Can't remember who and I'm really not interested ;-)

Second, your grammar isn't correct as you state that the second assistant is still lit, which I hope is wrong ;-)

Jokes can be quite funny - and I think this one is great, though facts needs to be in place and the joke must be written cleary so you cannot interpret its meaning :-)

Regards!


Should that be misinterpret?


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AndreasF
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19 Nov 2012, 6:32 am

BrokenBill wrote:
Should that be misinterpret?


Yes, it should ;-)
An unintended joke of some sort ;-)

I'm Danish, sorry, don't eat me ;-)


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BrokenBill
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19 Nov 2012, 6:35 am

Couldn't fit you in, just enjoyed a big meal of kangaroo :wink:


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I want to strip off, this raggedy coat of neurotypical I've carefully stitched together over the years and be what ever is underneath
Your Aspie score: 169 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 42 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie