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11 Sep 2011, 4:08 pm

Those Onion videos are hilarious. :lol:

And a little uncomfortable in their accuracy. :?

I can't be that bad.

Right?



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11 Sep 2011, 6:05 pm

Jory wrote:
Those Onion videos are hilarious. :lol:

And a little uncomfortable in their accuracy. :?

I can't be that bad.

Right?


The part about the missing black button out of seven (I think that's what he said) struck close to home-
something that sticks with me even now as a very early inkling of my...eccentricities...
came in 6th grade social studies when I realized I knew how many sequins were on my teacher's horrible holiday sweater. 8O


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11 Sep 2011, 6:09 pm

'Twas a bit unsettling in how accurate it was.


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11 Sep 2011, 6:23 pm

These are based on things that actually happened:

If the death threat you send to your annoying neighbors is typewritten, on a Post-It note, YOU MIGHT BE AN ASPIE!
If the ice cream you give your ex-wife is on a plate, with a fork, YOU MIGHT BE AN ASPIE!

These are ones my mom said were really autistic. There are others, but I can't think of them right now.

I really liked the Autistic Reporter thing. I'm higher functioning than he is, but I think that's how I come across to people sometimes.



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11 Sep 2011, 9:59 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Keg5GY-n5s[/youtube]



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25 Dec 2011, 10:34 pm

I'm still up.
It's 3.30 am...
Yeh!
[img][800:675]http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii318/mickransommich/bi-polarbear.jpg[/img]



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25 Dec 2011, 11:24 pm

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Q: What is the favourite food of aspies?

A: Donkey patties. (ass burgers) :lol:


I LOL'd.



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26 Dec 2011, 2:07 am

Some people use Asperger's to be rude and mean and nasty and to say whatever they want, no wonder it's called Asperger's syndrome (assburgers).



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26 Dec 2011, 2:13 am

The ass burgers joke has been beaten into the ground over and over again, buried, dug back up then murdered again..


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26 Dec 2011, 8:21 am

An aspie walks into a bar........ You can guess the rest.


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26 Dec 2011, 9:10 am

jmnixon95 wrote:
Someone with Asperger's goes out with some friends.


:lol:

Why did the Aspie drown? Because the sign said "no swimming."

This little kid said to me "You've got autism!"
I replied "That's a big word for someone who can't be more than 2,861 days old."

I keep stealing a car of the exact same model, spec, colour and near enough registration on my Xbox,
I think it's Grand Theft Autism..



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26 Dec 2011, 10:18 pm

Penguin drives his van into local shop and asked the polar bear on duty if he could find out why the engine uses so much oil.

"Sure, but I can't look at it for an hour". Says the polar bear.

"Okay...anywhere I can wait?''.

"Just across the street at the corner café".

Thanks" says the penguin and wanders off.

In the café ...."Ice cream " Says the penguin "..... and lots of it"

Much later the penguin walks back to the shop and polar bear looks up and says..."Looks like you blew a seal"

"Oh no" says the penguin " It's just ice cream."




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27 Dec 2011, 12:16 am

Two penguins are sitting on a fence post during a severe Antarctic blizzard. Suddenly, one stiffens up and topples over, head first, into the snow. The other penguin calmly looks down and shrugs his shoulders. Then he looks up into the swirling storm and sighs the word, "Radio".

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27 Dec 2011, 6:20 am

Dieselsmoke wrote:
Penguin drives his van into local shop and asked the polar bear on duty if he could find out why the engine uses so much oil.

"Sure, but I can't look at it for an hour". Says the polar bear.

"Okay...anywhere I can wait?''.

"Just across the street at the corner café".

Thanks" says the penguin and wanders off.

In the café ...."Ice cream " Says the penguin "..... and lots of it"

Much later the penguin walks back to the shop and polar bear looks up and says..."Looks like you blew a seal"

"Oh no" says the penguin " It's just ice cream."




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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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27 Dec 2011, 3:57 pm

"Get outta here, he ain't ARTISTIC! I mean he can sing but he doesn't draw or paint stuff!"
I remember my mom saying this when I told her about my son's autism diagnosis. She used to mispronounce autistic a whole lot, I used to chuckle whenever she said it.



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27 Dec 2011, 9:23 pm

Deleted. I was feeling sorry for myself when I posted that tasteless joke. It was either that or post something about a special interest.


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