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Moog
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01 Jul 2011, 8:28 am

Brush your hair with your toothbrush


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01 Jul 2011, 8:31 am

Mow your lawn with nail clippers.


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01 Jul 2011, 8:37 am

At the end of the day, take out all the change in your wallet and put it in a jar. As it builds up, you can either deposit it in your bank account or use it to buy essentials instead of going to the machine when your funds are running low
Aim to go to the supermarket at least once a week and take a shopping list
Take up a hobby and give people homemade stuff as gifts
Get a herb garden
Buy clothes and furniture secondhand, or ask around friends and family
Leave your debit cards at home and only take essential cash like bus fare
Cut up your credit card!! !
put up pictures of what you're saving up for in your room

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01 Jul 2011, 8:37 am

I take it this isn't a serious thread, then?

I was going to say "cut your own hair," but that may still qualify as a humorous contribution.

In most cases, when people attempt to cut their own hair, the results are extremely funny. :lol:



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01 Jul 2011, 8:43 am

Lick your plates clean.



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01 Jul 2011, 8:59 am

Totally thought this was serious. Ooops!

Instead, try -

showering in the rain

forget plates, eat off a piece of bread and drink from your hands

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01 Jul 2011, 9:04 am

Actually, I do brush my hair with my toothbrush.


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01 Jul 2011, 9:08 am

Moog wrote:
Actually, I do brush my hair with my toothbrush.


Mmm, minty hair. :lol:

Edit: oh, wait. Hairy teeth. :eew:



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01 Jul 2011, 9:09 am

Oh! Awkward. Don't waste money on expensive dental floss, just use the hairs from your toothbrush.


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01 Jul 2011, 9:10 am

:silent:

*watches tumbleweed blow by*



Do you have a particularly large toothbrush? Or very little hair?



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01 Jul 2011, 9:12 am

Henbane wrote:
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*watches tumbleweed blow by*



Do you have a particularly large toothbrush? Or very little hair?


I have a small head. Also I can never find a comb, but I do know where my toothbrush lives.

Y'all can make this thread serious or funny or both. Personally I like to mix things up.


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01 Jul 2011, 9:37 am

I thought it was meant to be serious but that you wanted to start on a light hearted note.

You know, I think I would get through more toothbrushes brushing my hair than actual hairbrushes. I think Ariel got it right by using a fork!

The other day I was so tired I sprayed deoderant on my hair instead of hairspray. And do you know I think it worked just as well.

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01 Jul 2011, 9:45 am

If it's yellow, let it mellow

If it's brown, flush it down!


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01 Jul 2011, 10:45 am

Laz wrote:
If it's yellow, let it mellow

If it's brown, flush it down!


Racist


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01 Jul 2011, 11:00 am

Hack into your neighbors wi-fi instead of paying for your own net.
Pee in your gas tank to save money on gas


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01 Jul 2011, 11:01 am

nick007 wrote:
Hack into your neighbors wi-fi instead of paying for your own net.
Pee in your gas tank to save money on gas

Glwt.