Prof_Pretorius wrote:
Ah yes, a subject near and dear to my heart. I used to work with a crew of mexicans, and in between drinking tequila on the job, and ducking the boss, they taught me Mexi-Spainish.
Donde' esta las bordello? (Where is the bus station?)
Tu madre esta las puta. (Your mother dresses nicely)
Some english words can be rendered quite easily in Spainish- horseshoe is zapatas de los cabayos.
Watch out though, the word "Corona" is a trick. The Mexicans pretend this is a beer, but in reality it is bottled used bathwater. They will even consume one with you just to amuse their amigos.
When addressing a young male, the salutation is "Hey puto." (Puto means well dressed.)
Glad to be of service.
Amperio hora sí, un cercano sujeto y querido a mi corazón. Trabajaba con un equipo del mexicano, y entre tequila que bebía en el trabajo, y ducking el jefe, él me enseñó Mexi-Spainish. ¿Burdel de los las del esta de Donde '? (donde está el término de autobuses?) Puta de los las del esta del madre de Tu. (sus vestidos de la madre agradable) Algunas palabras inglesas se pueden rendir en la herradura de Spainish- son absolutamente fácilmente zapatas de los cabayos. Mire hacia fuera sin embargo, la palabra "corona" es un truco. El mexicano finge esto es una cerveza, pero en realidad que se embotella utilizó el bathwater. Incluso consumirán uno con usted apenas para divertir a sus amigos. Al dirigirse a un varón joven, el saludo es "hey puto." (Puto significa vestido bien.) Alegre estar de servicio.
Ampere hour yes, a near wanted subject and my heart. It worked with an equipment of the Mexican, and between tequila that drank in the work, and ducking the head, he taught Mexi-Spainish to me. Brothel of those of this of Where '? (where it is the term of buses) Puta of those of this of the mother of Your (its dresses of the pleasant mother) Some English words can be rendered in the horseshoe of Spainish- are absolutely easily shoes of the cabayos. Watch towards outside nevertheless, the word "crowns" is a trick. The Mexican pretends this is a beer, but in fact that is bottled he used bathwater. They will even consume one with you hardly to amuse its friends. When going to a young man, the greeting is "hey puto." (Puto means affluent dress.) Cheer to be on watch.
_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson