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30 Oct 2006, 7:28 pm

are there any other boredom sufferers out there? don't be afraid, come forth!


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30 Oct 2006, 7:28 pm

Yeah the only cure I know is to drink some ethanol and drive down a creepy county road
at night with music playing loud while young men are trying to scare you and get into your pants. Usually end at some small lake everybody naked skinny dipping while some
crazed old man with a sharp metal hook in his hand procedds to kill us one by one
(the black guy first) It ends with Tinky shaking at some hospital barely awake when she sees the shawdow of a hook then the last frames are the camrea seeing blood splatter on a white hospital wall. Then rock music plays really loud and the credit come up.



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30 Oct 2006, 7:29 pm

so...90 people have viewed this and only a few were bored? interesting...


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30 Oct 2006, 7:30 pm

another temporary cure for boredom! excessively watching horror movies!


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30 Oct 2006, 7:33 pm

107 views!


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30 Oct 2006, 7:38 pm

*turns to angry oprah-like crowd* look, i know i promised you horrible, unrealistic stories but...*audience pulls out pitchforks and torches* uh oh...


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30 Oct 2006, 7:39 pm

Oh the other idea you get a job at a grezzy spoon and wait tables. Bullies drive you
crazy , your boss is an a$$, you home life is hell. Then one day a new guy walks in and says hi there Tinky (reads your name tag). He is a tall goodlooking guy in black leather
but hes not a member of YMCA .he has a motorcycle helment in one hand. You smile
and forget he read your name tag.

Tinky: "what can I get for you sir"

stranger: You can call me Jack.

Tinky: well nice to meet you jack would you care for a cup of coffee.

Jack: Yes I would.

Tinky: Okay I will get you a cup . I'm going on break so Jane will handle your order.

Jack: well your welcome to join me Tinky

Tinky (heart flutters)

to be continued



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30 Oct 2006, 7:41 pm

ahah! a story with an unrealistic premise! *audience puts down pitchforks and torches* man, they're easy.


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30 Oct 2006, 7:45 pm

*turns to audience* i will now make a sandwich, yes, my boredom will be gone but not for long...*audience shows empathy and examines their free toasters that were given to them*


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30 Oct 2006, 7:46 pm

Free AK-47s for everyone!! !


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30 Oct 2006, 7:47 pm

*puts down bread* woohoo! oh, wait...who knows what that audience will do with guns...*shot fires over my head* ahh!


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30 Oct 2006, 7:49 pm

*******Tinky brings coffee to Jack and sets down with her onw glass of soda******

Jack: Thank You

TinkY: Your welcome

Jane: Hi guys, what can I get you.

Jack : whats do you recomend Tinky

Tinky:(Enters daydream sequence: she is on back of motorcycle with her arms around Jack on a Fall day with leaves blowing in the air.....)

Jack : earth calling Tinky

Tinky: Oh sorry I'm a bit tired.

Jane: (has smile on her face because she knows Jack is hot)

Tinky: The cherry pie is great I made it myself.

Jack: Okay I would like to try that then, how about you Tinky?

commerical break***

would you like to save alot money on your auto insurance.........



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30 Oct 2006, 7:50 pm

*hides behind desk* *pulls out secret compartment from under desk and takes out machine gun* hee hee...


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30 Oct 2006, 7:53 pm

all right! no one is allowed to use their AK-47s until they get on the subway! comprende?! *audience member-i don't speak portuguese!* understand?! *audience shakes heads and grumbles angrily to themselves as they put away their guns*


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30 Oct 2006, 7:58 pm

now, i shall make that sandwich...anubis, please try to give away items that are not potentially harmful. like...hmm...balls of string...no, wait they can hang themselves...puppies! puppies are always good!


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30 Oct 2006, 8:01 pm

But I've got lots of free military hardware to give away, just like a Billionaire giving away £1 coins!

FREE GRENADES!! ! :twisted:


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