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30 Oct 2006, 8:01 pm

But I've got lots of free military hardware to give away, just like a Billionaire giving away £1 coins!

FREE GRENADES!! ! :twisted:


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30 Oct 2006, 8:03 pm

******Both Tinky and Jack are now eating cherry pie******

Tinky: I've never seen you here before Jack.

Jack: Yeah this is my first time in your town.

Tinky: Our you passing through or visiting?

Jack: I'm doing a job here.

Tinky: Thats cool hope its better than my crummy job.

Jack: (smiles) yeah my work is rather important.

Tinky: what kinda work?

Jack: I'm a paid worker for the aspie defense organiztion?

Tinky: whats aspie mean?

Jack: Its a term to describe a segment of the population with a differnet neuroprocessing.

Tinky: Hmm sounds rather complex.

Jack: Yeah were not well understood.

Tinky: what your an aspie you seem normal to me.

Jack:(smiles) yeah i'm a high functioning type.

Tinky: But what are you doing here?

Jack: we have a report that Dr NT is in the area. He is wanted for crimes against
aspies.

Tinky: so you will take him to the police.

Jack: ahhhhh to justice.

******commerical break******

Hi have you checked your blood sugar lately......



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30 Oct 2006, 8:28 pm

I know the cure!! !

Video games :D :D :D


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30 Oct 2006, 9:35 pm

Unknown wrote:
I know the cure!! !

Video games :D :D :D


oh, my confused child, that is only but a temporary cure. you see there is no true cure for boredom, just unlasting periods of happiness between the boredom. *checks to see if the audience has not blown up the whole studio* *audience claps weakly* they're alive! anubis, what happened to the puppies i sent you, to give the audience?


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30 Oct 2006, 9:37 pm

tinky wrote:
Unknown wrote:
I know the cure!! !

Video games :D :D :D


oh, my confused child, that is only but a temporary cure. you see there is no true cure for boredom, just unlasting periods of happiness between the boredom. *checks to see if the audience has not blown up the whole studio* *audience claps weakly* they're alive! anubis, what happened to the puppies i sent you, to give the audience?


1.I'm not a child i'm 14.

2.The cause of depression is...NT's!! !



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30 Oct 2006, 9:41 pm

Unknown wrote:
tinky wrote:
Unknown wrote:
I know the cure!! !

Video games :D :D :D


oh, my confused child, that is only but a temporary cure. you see there is no true cure for boredom, just unlasting periods of happiness between the boredom. *checks to see if the audience has not blown up the whole studio* *audience claps weakly* they're alive! anubis, what happened to the puppies i sent you, to give the audience?


1.I'm not a child i'm 14.

2.The cause of depression is...NT's!! !


1.yeah, i know you're not a child but it works better with audience and stuff.
2.you've got quite a theory there...

audience? *zzzzz* wake up! *turns on the fire alarm water system*


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30 Oct 2006, 10:21 pm

hmm...well seeing that we have no bored guests coming to the show anytime soon...the audience can go home...huh? what's that? the audience has no home? what do you mean the audience never leaves? :? i always thought they looked kinda same each episode...i know! bob the llam-no wait, he's off searching for Dr. NT...


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30 Oct 2006, 10:27 pm

YEah the boredom is setting in. Werbert is gone maybe for good. OWA no where to be found. Cant get many aspies to wake up and fight Dr NT. He will pick us off one by one.

Been nice knowing you people. Hope we meet again on a higher plain.



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30 Oct 2006, 10:28 pm

i will survive! dr. nt will not get to me!


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31 Oct 2006, 12:21 am

At times i have been literally bored to tears.


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31 Oct 2006, 6:36 am

TheMachine1 wrote:
OWA no where to be found.


I'm back. I was sleeping all day.


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31 Oct 2006, 6:49 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
TheMachine1 wrote:
OWA no where to be found.


I'm back. I was sleeping all day.


Good saving energy for the Dr NT termination sequence.



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31 Oct 2006, 10:29 pm

ladies and gentlemen since it's halloween...candy for every one!


http://www.flickr.com/photos/karakr/285261646/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pengrin/284875257/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/your_teacher/27823101/

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! !!


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31 Oct 2006, 10:32 pm

There is only one true cure for boredom. Werbert.


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31 Oct 2006, 10:39 pm

*turns to oprah-like audience* as you can see ladies,few gentlemen, and husbands who were forced to come along this a common phase of boredom:denial- wait a minute...some of this audience looks like the martha-audience :? some of these people have home knit sweaters and panchos on...oh, they must have smelt the candy. okay, now you can react audience*audience feels sympathy* amazing...


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