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18 Jul 2012, 10:17 am

Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


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18 Jul 2012, 10:43 am

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Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


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18 Jul 2012, 10:59 am

AScomposer13413 wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P



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18 Jul 2012, 12:40 pm

AspergianMutantt wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


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18 Jul 2012, 12:41 pm

hyperlexian wrote:
AspergianMutantt wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


Oh my 8O Should I also throw in cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? XD


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18 Jul 2012, 12:44 pm

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Could you pick me up some sweet and sour chicken, please? That'd be nice.


I couldn't find an attractive person able to go to your home so I put it in parcel mail... it'll arrive hot & ready in about 3 weeks!



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18 Jul 2012, 12:59 pm

AScomposer13413 wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
AspergianMutantt wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


Oh my 8O Should I also throw in cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? XD

NO IT'S TOO CHOCOLATEY, BUT I WOULD LOVE SOMETHING FROSTED WITH MARSHMALLOWS PLEASE!! !! !


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18 Jul 2012, 1:09 pm

hyperlexian wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
AspergianMutantt wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


Oh my 8O Should I also throw in cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? XD

NO IT'S TOO CHOCOLATEY, BUT I WOULD LOVE SOMETHING FROSTED WITH MARSHMALLOWS PLEASE!! !! !


Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms it is, then :P


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18 Jul 2012, 1:11 pm

AScomposer13413 wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
AspergianMutantt wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


Oh my 8O Should I also throw in cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? XD

NO IT'S TOO CHOCOLATEY, BUT I WOULD LOVE SOMETHING FROSTED WITH MARSHMALLOWS PLEASE!! !! !


Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms it is, then :P

THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS OMNOMNOMMMMMMMMMM


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18 Jul 2012, 1:21 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


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18 Jul 2012, 5:25 pm

Talking about magic, I'm beginning to hang out with some female herbalists/witches/lesbians. I'm trying super hard not to stare @titties n stuff....

They seem to want for quite different things than most people. I really like their otherworldly outlook and ancient wisdoms

My aspie ego has much to learn from them, and I bring a wealth of information too, that they seem to appreciate

They want my information...



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18 Jul 2012, 5:27 pm

What do females want?

How the hell should I know?


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18 Jul 2012, 5:28 pm

hyperlexian wrote:
AspergianMutantt wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


What's marzipan?


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18 Jul 2012, 5:32 pm

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What's marzipan?


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18 Jul 2012, 6:43 pm

BlueMax wrote:
Kinme wrote:
Could you pick me up some sweet and sour chicken, please? That'd be nice.


I couldn't find an attractive person able to go to your home so I put it in parcel mail... it'll arrive hot & ready in about 3 weeks!



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That will be moldy, I'm sure.



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18 Jul 2012, 6:52 pm

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That will be moldy, I'm sure.


That's the joke - hope you like mushrooms! ;)