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02 Aug 2012, 10:45 am

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Are the zombies slow moving or fast hoped up types? If their as slow as night of the living dead the original I'm not running any where Ill be waiting with a bat. Skip the gym time for some batting practice!

If their that slow I'll pour some very acidic chemicals that burn or dissolve flesh into a bug-sprayer. I could spray them & then sprint a few yards & turn back & watch it work.


Sorry you're all ready dead most sprayers cant take even mild acids with out failing in about four sprays as for flammable fuels like gas is a no go too.

what about a suppersoaker :?:


I'd prefer my dinner un-soaked.

Wouldn't eating a zombie infect you too?

You typed "suppersoaker" and supper can be called dinner, hence the comment about not wanting my dinner soaked. I would never eat a diseased undead corpse.



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02 Aug 2012, 11:45 am

CyborgUprising wrote:
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Are the zombies slow moving or fast hoped up types? If their as slow as night of the living dead the original I'm not running any where Ill be waiting with a bat. Skip the gym time for some batting practice!

If their that slow I'll pour some very acidic chemicals that burn or dissolve flesh into a bug-sprayer. I could spray them & then sprint a few yards & turn back & watch it work.


Sorry you're all ready dead most sprayers cant take even mild acids with out failing in about four sprays as for flammable fuels like gas is a no go too.

what about a suppersoaker :?:


I'd prefer my dinner un-soaked.

Wouldn't eating a zombie infect you too?

You typed "suppersoaker" and supper can be called dinner, hence the comment about not wanting my dinner soaked. I would never eat a diseased undead corpse.

Oh I get it now. My dyslexia didn't catch it :lol:


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02 Aug 2012, 7:29 pm

Probably the best improvised weapon would be a trident, perhaps made from a pitchfork (as long as a lance though; replace the pole with something longer). You don't want them coming anywhere near you (within a meter), and the trident would keep them away but also keep the pathogen away from your body (just don't go licking or touching the spikes).

Would only be good against one zombie though, but if you filtered them into a narrow hallway..., you could hold them off. You wouldn't kill any, but that doesn't matter, as you just need a "keep away stick".

If you lack a firearm, best to avoid (well, best to avoid no matter what) and set traps where you live (anything that works against the zombies' pathetic mobility).



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12 Aug 2012, 10:14 am

I thought about a trap that would keep catch the zombies for quite a while. Cut the floor out of a building and turn on a loud radio open the door. See how many zombies can you fit in a basement then burn the house down when its full. There are plenty of empty houses as at lest sixty percent of the population is dead.



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13 Aug 2012, 9:37 pm

Need I point out this thing > Image

If it will keep a bear in one place, I think it could trap a zombie. And, assuming it doesn't just rip it's leg off (at least a one footed zombie it would be easy to out run), you could keep it chained in place and have a guard zombie :twisted:


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14 Aug 2012, 5:14 pm

Zombiness will eventually plague people. It's already affecting honey bees.


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14 Aug 2012, 9:43 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PB4SjX8QkA[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw&feature=related[/youtube]

Sucks to be a snail.


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15 Aug 2012, 7:59 pm

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A few things I need to keep in mind
-This is a university town. University = knowledge. Knowledge = braaaiiiiins! Professors, doctoral students, researchers, librarians, etc. are all prime targets for zombies. Evacuation is the best option.
-When the zombies attack, traffic will be a nightmare. Everyone will be trying to leave and if a driver is infected, traffic will come to a standstill and there will be no way to escape. The bicycle can be useful if the number of zombies is not too high. It goes faster than most zombies can walk/run/crawl and can go around traffic
-Head to the airport. For one thing, it's surrounded by a big metal fence that will at least slow down if not stop most zombies and there's also a shooting range nearby. Head to the general aviation ramp, find a plane and fire it up - many flight schools leave the keys in the plane for convenience and the spinning propeller will make work of any zombies that happen to get through the fence. Taxi to the runway and get out of town


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15 Aug 2012, 11:07 pm

There are also zombie spiders. Wasps lay their eggs inside of the spiders and than the spiders spin nests for the wasps before they die.


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15 Aug 2012, 11:28 pm

Titangeek wrote:
Need I point out this thing > Image

If it will keep a bear in one place, I think it could trap a zombie. And, assuming it doesn't just rip it's leg off (at least a one footed zombie it would be easy to out run), you could keep it chained in place and have a guard zombie :twisted:

Just hope you don't step in it you self they are near impossible to open with you hands then again the zombies think its grate if you do.



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15 Aug 2012, 11:29 pm

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Need I point out this thing > Image

If it will keep a bear in one place, I think it could trap a zombie. And, assuming it doesn't just rip it's leg off (at least a one footed zombie it would be easy to out run), you could keep it chained in place and have a guard zombie :twisted:

Just hope you don't step in it you self they are near impossible to open with you hands then again the zombies think its grate if you do.


Not stepping in it your self is a problem with any trap


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15 Aug 2012, 11:59 pm

That trap takes both feet to set good luck getting out of it.



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16 Aug 2012, 12:02 am

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That trap takes both feet to set good luck getting out of it.


You could probably put a sign right next to it 8)


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16 Aug 2012, 12:14 am

What and teach the zombies to read too. :lol:



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16 Aug 2012, 12:20 am

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What and teach the zombies to read too. :lol:


I somehow find it unlikely that a zombie would poses the necessary cognitive faculty to be capable of reading anything


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16 Aug 2012, 9:18 pm

Sign says step here v. :lol: