Congress Declares War On Autism ! !!

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07 Dec 2006, 12:14 pm

"Teacher, why was Johnny taken out of our class in handcuffs?"

"Johnny has an illness called Autism. He was pretending to be normal, but one of you let us know he wasn't. A very good student told me about how Johnny acted 'different', and was obssessed with computers. So now Johnny goes to a 'special' re-education school where he will be 'cured'. Isn't that nice when people with an ilness are cured??"

"Yes Teacher!!"


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07 Dec 2006, 12:19 pm

'It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen'. 1984. It's coming.



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07 Dec 2006, 12:20 pm

Starr wrote:
'It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen'. 1984. It's coming.

It happened 22 years ago



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07 Dec 2006, 12:23 pm

:lol: Yep, I was kinda waiting for someone to say that.



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07 Dec 2006, 12:27 pm

Okay, troups! We must declare war on the Congress! We must all do our parts! I'll be running over the people from Autism Speaks and CAN, with my Brutemaster Monsterbus! What will you do to do your part? I want You! :|



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07 Dec 2006, 12:37 pm

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Okay, troups! We must declare war on the Congress! We must all do our parts! I'll be running over the people from Autism Speaks and CAN, with my Brutemaster Monsterbus! What will you do to do your part? I want You! :|


Can i lead the aspie guerrilla armies to victory!! !! !


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07 Dec 2006, 12:42 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
Okay, troups! We must declare war on the Congress! We must all do our parts! I'll be running over the people from Autism Speaks and CAN, with my Brutemaster Monsterbus! What will you do to do your part? I want You! :|


Hey we need to install a large industrial size vacume clearer on the Monterbus and drive by Autism Speaks /CAN headquaters vacume up some of the money they are con-ing people out of. So we can fund our military operations.



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07 Dec 2006, 12:51 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
Okay, troups! We must declare war on the Congress! We must all do our parts! I'll be running over the people from Autism Speaks and CAN, with my Brutemaster Monsterbus! What will you do to do your part? I want You! :|


I'll buy Sephiroth's Masamune over the internet.
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I'll also learn how to make poison gas. And I'll argue with them until their heads explode. And make them listen to Lacuna Coil and Nightwish turned up very loud until they go insane. And I will annoy them by speaking nothing but Sabam. Ra numa hikek nikitai! Zukik hitai.


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07 Dec 2006, 1:12 pm

Prof_Pretorius wrote:
"Teacher, why was Johnny taken out of our class in handcuffs?"

"Johnny has an illness called Autism. He was pretending to be normal, but one of you let us know he wasn't. A very good student told me about how Johnny acted 'different', and was obssessed with computers. So now Johnny goes to a 'special' re-education school where he will be 'cured'. Isn't that nice when people with an ilness are cured??"

"Yes Teacher!!"


Especially if they even think they have something remotely resembling a "cure". Consider the other cures they have used in the past on people they considered mentaly ill or MR (or really just plain different).



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07 Dec 2006, 1:56 pm

War on the Government? Sure, we could pull it off. We'll need to dig up som dirt, toss a little money around to grab their attention. Meanwhile, we could plant some sympathizers inside CAN/Autism Speaks and disassemble them from the inside. With their funds under our control, we could arm ourselves (or disassemble some other companies/programs, if the need arises) to fight against them, targetting several key areas. Better yet, we could ignore the arms and run a campaign to overthrow the government. With enough support, there would be nothing they could do but admit defeat; after all, it is the American people's right to overthrow an unjust government.

The Army wouldn't be a problem, because they aren't permitted to attack civilians. It seems unlikely that the Air Force would bomb our own territory, so we don't have that to worry about; and we could probably take control of the police department. That leaves the Marines and the FBI. It'd be tough, so we'd have to save full-scale war as an absolute last resort. Starting a war with them would only create an excuse for them to wipe us out with impunity.



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07 Dec 2006, 2:32 pm

I love these ideas!! !! Guess this is want happens when you declare war on group of people who love coming up with things and think differently from the rest of the world!! !! ! Maybe this is why they don't want us around, because we have all the good ideas and they don't!! !



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07 Dec 2006, 3:12 pm

Because we're different. We DON't buy into the 'consume mass quantities' commercialism.

So we need to be CURED ! !


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07 Dec 2006, 3:15 pm

Fight back have kids and don't let anybody cure them teach them to do the same


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07 Dec 2006, 3:17 pm

Teacher wrote:
Oh, he only wants a bit of attention!


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They will never understand!



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07 Dec 2006, 3:27 pm

We need to round up the Machine Guns! The hippie is on a War Path, but fortunately, this the only thread that I want to be on a War Path. 8)



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07 Dec 2006, 3:34 pm

What we need is a revolution!

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POWER TO THE PEOPLE!! !!