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12 Jan 2007, 8:05 pm

lol at all of these. :lol:


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12 Jan 2007, 10:22 pm

Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb :idea: ?
A: Stop trying to make us change!

Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb :idea: ?
A: One; if it involved working with other people, sitting in the dark would be preferable.



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13 Jan 2007, 2:34 pm

Q: How many Aspies does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. The light bothers us.



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16 Jan 2007, 1:37 am

AngelUndercover wrote:
Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb :idea: ?
A: One; if it involved working with other people, sitting in the dark would be preferable.


emo aspie?



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19 Jan 2010, 2:06 pm

Q: How many people with aspergers syndrome does it take to change a lightbulb?





A: 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101...



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19 Jan 2010, 2:12 pm

In the OP, it also sounds like a Nerd joke.

Being a nerd myself <-----

Not about Nerds, but here is my own
joke I made up years ago, it may since
have been made up by someone else.

Where do sailors use the restroom?







The POOP DECK


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19 Jan 2010, 2:14 pm

I have to admit, that made me lol :P



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19 Jan 2010, 2:50 pm

I think its brilliant! Its SO true too!! !



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19 Jan 2010, 2:59 pm

ShiwanKhan wrote:
Q: How many people with aspergers syndrome does it take to change a lightbulb?





A: 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101...


Classic :D and you registered just to tell us it!! ! Obsessive... lol



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19 Jan 2010, 3:42 pm

Q: How many Aspies does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None! don't change the bulb, I've been waiting 2 years for it to burn out so I can replace the fixture!

(obscure, I know, but 8 out of ten bulbs have burned out and I have 2 left to go, then I can replace the fixture I don't like)



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19 Jan 2010, 5:44 pm

How many Aspergians does it take to change a lightbulb..

None, we've got hypersensitive vision!!


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20 Jan 2010, 12:10 pm

How many Aspies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why would I change it? How would I go about doing this? Are we referring to some sense of the kantian lightbulb itself, or an odd metaspiritual definition? What if I argue that the lightbulb already "is", and as such does not need modification? How would you define a lightbulb? What does it mean to "be" a lightbulb? Does it want to be changed?

What would I change it into? Where would the effort/energy to perform this operation come from? How can I express this mathematically? Why's it so dark in here?



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21 Jan 2010, 12:05 am

Voxsolemnis wrote:
Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. We make the neurotypicals do it.

... or....

Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. We don't need to change any lightbulb. We are the lightbulb.


LOL, the first one! I did laugh.



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21 Jan 2010, 1:02 am

lol.

Too true!


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25 Apr 2011, 6:45 pm

I love to laugh at myself... Having Asperger's may make people laugh, but atleast i can make people happy!



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25 Apr 2011, 11:09 pm

dancinonwater wrote:
I love to laugh at myself... Having Asperger's may make people laugh, but atleast i can make people happy!


haha. don't know whether what you said was meant to be a joke or dry remark on society but it made me laugh.

How many aspies does it take to change a lightbulb?

About as many as it takes to make up a good joke on the spot, i.e., seven more than me:
  • One to establish the fitting and voltage,
  • one to compile a report investigating the pros and cons of 60 watt and 100 watt units,
  • One to arrange the formatting of the report with nice little bullet points
  • one to prepare the route to the hardware shop twenty-four hours in advance,
  • one to melt down in B&Q and return empty-handed,
  • one to design and construct a bran new bulb,
  • one to hoard the burnt out bulbs and,
  • oh s**t, one to make sure the light switch is in the off position


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