My views on the afterlife, and the 75 virgins...



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Kraichgauer
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29 Sep 2013, 10:28 am

Aspinator wrote:
I can only assume that a muslim woman would get male virgins as her play toys when she gets to heaven?


I don't think so. I believe Muslims believe women are spiritually inferior to men, and thus don't get all deluxe treatment.

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29 Sep 2013, 3:14 pm

According to Ayaan Hirsi Ali, the Koran says that Muslim women get raisins and dates in paradise.



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29 Sep 2013, 4:50 pm

No figs?What a disappointment.


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29 Sep 2013, 5:14 pm

no figs but maybe fugs?



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29 Sep 2013, 6:16 pm

LKL wrote:
According to Ayaan Hirsi Ali, the Koran says that Muslim women get raisins and dates in paradise.


I wonder whom you will get to date, whilst we are banging the scrumptious virgins?



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30 Sep 2013, 12:14 am

Me? I'm going to burn in hell, if the Koran is right :wink:



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30 Sep 2013, 12:29 am

LKL wrote:
Me? I'm going to burn in hell, if the Koran is right :wink:


I think most of us WP guys and girls are. :lol:

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30 Sep 2013, 8:31 am

Kraichgauer wrote:
LKL wrote:
Me? I'm going to burn in hell, if the Koran is right :wink:


I think most of us WP guys and girls are. :lol:

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:? Where did we go wrong? I want my virgins! :x



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30 Sep 2013, 11:39 am

ArrantPariah wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
LKL wrote:
Me? I'm going to burn in hell, if the Koran is right :wink:


I think most of us WP guys and girls are. :lol:

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer


:? Where did we go wrong? I want my virgins! :x


As one comedian, whose name escapes me, had once observed, "Forget the 75 virgins; give me one dirty girl from Vegas!"

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30 Sep 2013, 11:40 am

LKL wrote:
According to Ayaan Hirsi Ali, the Koran says that Muslim women get raisins and dates in paradise.


This is a fairly recent innovation that has been promoted by some (and not just Hirsi Ali). I don't know how true it is.



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03 Oct 2013, 12:58 pm

I think any version of heaven that is entirely materialistic is boring and the opposite of spiritual. Angels, streets made of gold, virgins, etc are mundane and poor representations of heaven. Heaven compared to those silly versions is like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRn_GNcglKo compared to a painting of lambs and lions relaxing on a hill together.


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