Boy threatens to put kitty in blender unless he gets PS4

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11 Dec 2013, 2:58 am

IMPORTANT : THIS WAS FOUND TO BE A HOAX NEWS ARTICLE FROM SUNDAY SPORT.
THIS IS NOT REAL.

An 8 year old boy wrote a Christmas letter to Santa and put it in his school Christmas letter box, his teacher looked at it and it said this...

Yo santa ive not been good this year and i f*****g wont be. No chance.
But i want a ps4 with all the games for christmas ok?
If i dont get a ps4 off you i will put our shannices kitten in mums blender and mince the f****r up so get me a ps4 c**t.
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The teacher had observed that he shoved and pushed little boys out of the way as he finished the letter she found it and sobbed.

The 8 year old boys mother then said as she found out the news...

He's not a bad lad. He's just high spirited the little s**t.
The doctor gave us some pills for his hyperactivness and that, but our Bazza flogged 'em to the junkies down on the rec.
Anyhow, he wouldn't have done any harm putting our Shannices kitten in the blender because the electrics been cut off.

So this boy drinks, he smokes and he lived in England.

What do You think of this?



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11 Dec 2013, 3:12 am

Is this even a real story? Where is the source to this?


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11 Dec 2013, 3:38 am

This really hit a nerve because I love cats... 8O Why do kids have to resort to drinking, smoking, swearing and violence to be cool? When I was his age, coolness was about the number of Beyblades you had, not how much you acted like a criminal.



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11 Dec 2013, 6:04 am

Serial killer in the making here folks...


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11 Dec 2013, 6:40 am

Fisplen wrote:
If i dont get a ps4 off you i will put our shannices kitten in mums blender and mince the f**** up so get me a ps4 c**t.


I hate how brits always say the word "c**t" when using profanity.



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11 Dec 2013, 7:39 am

Here is an official statement from the kitten:

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Anyway, the story is almost certainly a hoax.

It was originally posted on Sundaysport.com, which is a bit like a British version of the Onion.. with more skin showing.
http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=13682
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunday_Sport



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11 Dec 2013, 8:16 am

I wish people would stop posting hoax news stories in the news forum... at least, without putting the word "allegedly" in there somewhere, as is good journalistic practice.



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11 Dec 2013, 8:22 am

GGPViper wrote:
It was originally posted on Sundaysport.com, which is a bit like a British version of the Onion.. with more skin showing.


LOL; For a second I though you meant onion skin then I remembered the Sunday Sport... tits and fake news stories.


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11 Dec 2013, 11:01 am

Magneto wrote:
I wish people would stop posting hoax news stories in the news forum... at least, without putting the word "allegedly" in there somewhere, as is good journalistic practice.


Sorry, it's just that I never heard of the Sunday Sport and i just thought the Sunday Sport was a branch of the Sun newspaper, so I assumed it was true, will make sure to see that I don't fall for such ludicrous drivel again.



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11 Dec 2013, 1:05 pm

i have noticed the parents always say "s/he's a good boy/girl" about their children no matter how they act.


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11 Dec 2013, 8:36 pm

AdamAutistic wrote:
i have noticed the parents always say "s/he's a good boy/girl" about their children no matter how they act.


I've also noticed that and it drives me bananas. :x


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11 Dec 2013, 9:07 pm

AdamAutistic wrote:
i have noticed the parents always say "s/he's a good boy/girl" about their children no matter how they act.


I don't believe children are born bad or have the capacity to be truly bad, but this would not be the behavior of a good little boy. I would look into ways of increasing empathy and where/how/why he developed the desire (and get the ideas... !) to act this way as well as what it achieves for him.



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02 Oct 2019, 5:27 pm

Oh, Kitty! 8O :mrgreen:



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02 Oct 2019, 8:43 pm

No worries. The kitty died of old age since Fisplen posted that.



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08 Oct 2019, 11:00 pm

Nice necro. Looking back now, it seems to me that the story was made up.


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