Hey, hey, hey, ladies and gentlemen and all those betwixt!
I'm Maxwell! I like detectives and aliens! And theater of the absurd. And Shakespeare. I appreciate honesty, genuineness, and character in humans. Two years ago, I was diagnosed with Non-Verbal Learning Disorder. A mild case, apparently, that appears more in the emotions than the academics.
Right now I feel like I'd be a psychologist or sociologist and work for the FBI after college, seeing as I love both brains and JUSTICE. I'm good at writing, but I don't want to spend my life just telling stories and never living in one.
My greatest faults are my cynicism and broken spirit, and my greatest virtues are my morality and strength of heart.
I'd like to have one real friend someday, but I am a highly private individual.
Well, that's all, folks! I hope wherever you are, you've got something that makes you happy nearby. Like a poster, perhaps...
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“The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.”
-Dashiell Hammett