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Quatermass
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13 Sep 2007, 1:38 am

"I was warmmm...." :cry:

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13 Sep 2007, 1:40 am

If it was reincarnation I think my first thought would be 'I hope I'm an NT this time round don't want to go through that again.

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13 Sep 2007, 8:41 pm

"NO NO DON'T CUT THAT OFF MY GOD PLEASE--oh wait, that was just my umbilical chord...."

"Wow this world sure is bright! Wait...why the hell can I talk? And why do I have a baritone voice?"

"I WANNA TONKA TRUCK! GIVE ME A TONKA TRUCK OR I WON'T STOP CRYING! NO I DON'T WANNA MILK, I WANNA TONKA!"

"Why is mommy's belly cut open?"

"I'm free! Freeeeee!"

"What do you MEAN my name's Ferdinand?"

"Begin program. 1. 0. 1. 0. 0. 0. 1. 1. 0. 2."

"My hero is Ashton Kutcher so I'm gonna strangle myself with my umbiliacal chord before you cut it off! HAH! Urk...choke...."

"Bet you've never seen a baby who can quote Robert Frost right after being born before! Wait, no, what are you doing with that knife? I'm not a freak...honestly...I'm normal...right? RIGHT? What the hell? AGH!" Dead.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU GET AN ABORTION? I DON'T WANNA LIVE! WAAAAAA!" <---Grows up to be King of the Emo's

"...Holy cow, I only have two legs. I thought I'd have three."

"Dude, I am SO glad to be out of there. There were, like, eight other babies in there." Mom: "...EIGHT?" Dad: "Eight???? Uh...I'll just...." *Daddy jumps out window...SPLAT!* Mom: "HANK!" Doctor: "It appears that he's dead...unless you pay us another five thousand dollars, in which case we may be able to revive him. Maybe. Even though his head seems to have exploded when he hit the pavement."

"Gimme some goddamn milk already."

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14 Sep 2007, 5:53 am

Time to start worrying about the future :cry:

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14 Sep 2007, 5:33 pm

mom im starving and cold

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14 Sep 2007, 5:38 pm

Thank Goodness! It was cramped in there!

No wait! Kill Lois.

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14 Sep 2007, 7:55 pm

I hope I don't meet up with some of those people who terrorized me when I was a kid.

I hope I will always have pets, especially cats.

I hope I am smart, but not so weird, so I can grow up and do everything at the normal ages people do things, and avoid being ostracized by my classmates because I couldn't do them.

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14 Sep 2007, 7:57 pm

'Oh God, not the latex gloves again...'

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14 Sep 2007, 10:39 pm

"I. AM. THE. PAINKILLER!"

I loved Judas Priest from birth.

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15 Sep 2007, 8:33 am

they do rock

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15 Sep 2007, 8:52 am

"What the...No! Put me back!"

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15 Sep 2007, 9:22 pm

Thank goodness I'm not upside down anymore. I hated being upside down!

Wait, WHAT!? Oh HELL no you're not seriously sending me home with these people!! ! Please tell me you're kidding. Please? PLEASE!!?

Then came several months of what they thought was colic. :lol:

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16 Sep 2007, 11:06 am

probably 'what do you mean i came out of there? or 'why is that doctor holding me upside down by my legs?'

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10 Dec 2014, 11:23 pm

"Wow What is everything?"

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10 Dec 2014, 11:42 pm

THE LIGHT!! ! SHOVE ME BACK IN IT'S TOO BRIGHT

wait a minute, why am i thinking in english??

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11 Dec 2014, 12:01 am

It's so nice to be free after 9 months.

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