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26 Oct 2007, 9:52 am

Read "À la recherche du temps perdu" by Marcel Proust.

7 Volume book, long as hell.



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26 Oct 2007, 12:25 pm

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1. masturbate


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27 Oct 2007, 1:20 am

Read a book.



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27 Oct 2007, 1:32 am

Ana54 wrote:
1. masturbate


:lol: That's exactly what I thought when I read the title to this thread. Let me think...

Take a crap. Rub the poo on your face. Ejaculate. Rub the semen around your lips and eyes. Then yell as loud as you can so that the other prisoners can hear "I'm in blackface and there's nothing you can f*****g do about it because I'm in solitary!"

(I'm not a racist, but you have to admit that would be pretty funny.)


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27 Oct 2007, 1:54 am

Yeah, a laugh freakin riot, but I think I'll just, you know, not rub crap on my face.



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27 Oct 2007, 2:46 am

Quote:
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Practise nudism

:wink:


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27 Oct 2007, 2:50 am

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It would be unpleasant to spend so much time sniffing semen.


No, my semen smells great.



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27 Oct 2007, 2:58 am

Mine smells like soda!



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27 Oct 2007, 3:37 am

Ana54 wrote:
1. masturbate

As soon as I saw that,I realised that there wasn't a chance in hell this thread wasn't going to nose-dive into puerile juvenile pre-adolescent lunacy.

Nicely done :lol:
I bet it lasts...lets say...3 more days,before its locked

Things to do in solitary confinement;
build statues of the warden made out of snot
spin around in circles until you fall unconscious
write to religious organisations telling them you are a convert & have left them millions of dollars in your will
practise levitation
astral-project
make up knock-knock jokes
wedge the door shut
give your imaginary friends the silent treatment

:wink:


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27 Oct 2007, 8:41 am

greenblue wrote:
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Practise nudism

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Ya'll are dumb. You're in a white padded cell. What are you going to masturbate to? The wall???



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27 Oct 2007, 9:02 am

Yog-Sothoth wrote:
Yeah, a laugh freakin riot, but I think I'll just, you know, not rub crap on my face.


I'm not as lucky as you guys, my Human waste just isn't as runny as your's apparently is. *Sigh*


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27 Oct 2007, 9:04 am

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31. draw pictures of yourself in your cell to give to the press


That's a great idea because you could perfectly display the prevalence of Police Brutality inherent in our flawed system! :D


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27 Oct 2007, 9:08 am

Joybob wrote:
greenblue wrote:
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Practise nudism

:wink:


Ya'll are dumb. You're in a white padded cell. What are you going to masturbate to? The wall???


Stored images in my mind. :wink:


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27 Oct 2007, 9:09 am

GoatOnFire wrote:
Ana54 wrote:
1. masturbate


:lol: That's exactly what I thought when I read the title to this thread. Let me think...

Take a crap. Rub the poo on your face. Ejaculate. Rub the semen around your lips and eyes. Then yell as loud as you can so that the other prisoners can hear "I'm in blackface and there's nothing you can f***ing do about it because I'm in solitary!"

(I'm not a racist, but you have to admit that would be pretty funny.)


If you enjoy that sort of crap(literally). But god, that's gotta stink and give you some nasty diseases.


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27 Oct 2007, 11:31 am

Do handstands against the wall
Make up some dances
Impersonate famous peoples accents
Sexually harrass the wardens/nurses

..anything not involving my faecal matter :lol:



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27 Oct 2007, 11:38 am

Anubis wrote:
GoatOnFire wrote:
Ana54 wrote:
1. masturbate


:lol: That's exactly what I thought when I read the title to this thread. Let me think...

Take a crap. Rub the poo on your face. Ejaculate. Rub the semen around your lips and eyes. Then yell as loud as you can so that the other prisoners can hear "I'm in blackface and there's nothing you can f***ing do about it because I'm in solitary!"

(I'm not a racist, but you have to admit that would be pretty funny.)


If you enjoy that sort of crap(literally). But god, that's gotta stink and give you some nasty diseases.


It'd be worth it if a guard came, maybe there'd be a fight. :twisted: If I was in solitary for life, I wouldn't care about diseases anymore.


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