Secrets about your grocery store clerk:
[quote="Mendori"]1. We don’t actually give a f**k how you’re doing. In fact, you
9. We don’t like you. You cannot change this.
10. Your jokes aren’t funny. Shut up so we can faster perform our minimum-wage jobs.
It is also AMAZINGLY easy to use profanity and 4 letter words.. also AMAZINGLY easy not to.
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But I do know if they chuck a hissy fit theyll look more stupid than anyone working there. Often when I have had a sour customer the person behind them just looks at me (in a friendly way) and says (e.g.)"well she was a b***h!" lol, I love it when they do that
I love it when they call a woman a btch'.. hmm.. do u love to call men btches too? how bout if someone called your mother that? And it is the clerks that are the 'b's.. get-another-job!! !! !! If you people would wise up and stop working for these places they would all go to the computerized checkout, which we all prefer anyway as howie chizek of wnirfm.com said , we dont need you rude clerks.. the robotic checkout self-checkout does a much better job minus the attitude...ha ha ha ha (and howie said that yrs ago).
WHEN ARE STORES GOING TO GET RID OF THESE RUDE CLERKS AND GO OVER TO SELF CHECKOUT COMPLETELY? oh, and keeping ONE LINE open while fifty thousand people stand there whining and complaining and waiting to check out.. that's really smart! And the CUSTOMER is the pain??
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?I did it triangular trees (cool name btw). And when people yelled when i was trying to talk i said 'shh'.. and they(the customers) laughed.. told them i had to concentrate and couldnt with their incessant talking.. one time i had a woman have me take down every christmas decoration on sale so she could look at them while manage stood there and said nothing.. and then the store went out of business eventually what goes around comes.. she (manager) used to waste time telling me to 'put all the money in the drawer facing the same direction'. yeah right, when everyone is rushing you and coming in there are more impt things to do than lining up money in the cash drawer to face 'one way'.
I eventually learned to just count out the initial change on the register, than add the additional money, and exchange it for the largest dominination. It takes a lot longer than if I had just taken a few seconds to do mental math, but thats the only way to go about the process without the customer screaming out your for not instantly knowing how much money to give them. I got straight A's in both my bachelors and masters degree - I'm not working in fast food because I'm an idiot. But you'll never discovere that if your shouting out numbers at me at the same time you are expecting me to work with numbers and quickly come up with a correct answer. heck, you would be hard pressed to find anyone who can accurately do mental math in that situation[/quote]
And when I did work in fast food, the policy was changed so that we had to take customer orders 15 minutes after our listed closing time - the reason being that no one wanted to take orders that came at the last minute. So the boss solved the problem by changing when the "last minute" was
HA I WORKED IN A PLACE ONCE WHERE CUSTOMERS WERE OUT IN THE LOT AT CLOSING TIME AND THE COWORKER IN HIS 60S GOT ON THE INTERCOM AND SAID 'WE ARE CLOSING, THANK YOU' IT WAS LOL HILARIOUS! (1991)
[quote="chamoisee"]You sound like you *really* hate the grocery retail business. I'm a cashier too, so I can relate, even though I like most of my customers. Here is my list:
YES i had disgusting men alcohol breath AND married ones staring til wifey returned to the line.. utter pigs. Differnce is, i had the guts to tell them to theirface and not on a internet forum ha ha! so, quit the job.. of and when you tell them to their face they just laugh because men are tolerated (older men especially) by this crazy society, tolerated to hit on young women. You dont pay me enough to put up with constant abuse. And the slower you move the angrier the customer is going to get.
I've been stuck in retail for much longer than I should be because I can't get a real job. 95% of customers are great, but I do have a few rants to come from it
First off, PUT AWAY THE CELL PHONE
Also, make your final decisions BEFORE you get to the register. I hate it when I have to wait for people to debate on whether to buy something when there's a line.
If it doesn't ring up, it's not free. You're being as creative as the last person who made that joke
Please don't ask me where I'm from. Everybody does it and it's none of your business
And finally, I can make exact change several times faster than it takes to dig that penny from the bottom of your pocket/purse/bag.
No, the store closes at 5. As a customer, it's your responsibility to make sure that, if you have more than five minutes worth of shopping to do, that you show up before five to. We don't get paid to ring you through at 5.25, you know. As much as I liked helping customers when I was a clerk and tried to be as accomodating as possible, I don't care enough to stay at work half an hour later at 10pm on a Saturday, especially for free.
And the few times I did it, the customers weren't even grateful - they just acted grumpy and entitled! I was very tempted to ask a bag boy to sneak out and let the air out of their tyres while they paid. Serve 'em right.
Did it on my holidays for three years. Not a bad job, but its bad points were just so IRRITATING!