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Greentea
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13 Dec 2008, 4:07 am

CW, you made me laugh so much! I reread this post many times.

Hummus is transliterated in many different ways, because the original lettering is not Latin, of course. But it's pronounced /'hoomoos/ and it rhymes with gurus and Honolulu.


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14 Dec 2008, 12:03 am

Some gurus who built Honolulus
Told me how I should pronounce hummus.
Not sure they were serious,
It makes me delirious,
Australian adhesives are 'roo glues.


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17 Dec 2008, 7:57 am

Greentea wrote:
Anyone interested in a 46 year old, too deep, too wise, massively rejected female specimen whom your folks won't like, not very interested in sex and has no dowry?

On the up side: funny, witty, resourceful, intelligent, loves cooking, traveling, Photography, warm, caring, kind, pampering, very interesting and open-minded.


Who else is on WP from the Mideast?

46 - well, my dad just turned that old 8 days ago. Try any good dating site, probably one that caters to middle-aged users.



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24 Dec 2008, 10:37 am

Greentea wrote:
Anyone interested in a 46 year old, too deep, too wise, massively rejected female specimen whom your folks won't like, not very interested in sex and has no dowry?

On the up side: funny, witty, resourceful, intelligent, loves cooking, traveling, Photography, warm, caring, kind, pampering, very interesting and open-minded.


Thanks, I had so much fun in this thread! Before it's drying out, I just want to give Greentea some competition!
Here! Here! Me, too! Ha! Ha!

Nice aspie-man around 45-50, if you are afraid of Greentea or her location, here's me!! ! :P

I am close to every place, as an airport is 20 minutes drive from here!
I never felt rejected, nor a specimen, I do not care about my folks or yours. I am interested in sex, yes, ehmm, on a scientific level, for example breeding horses or cats... sex for genetic reasons so to speak. (Its all in the books, no self experiments please: I am aspie!)
On the up side: see above at Greentea's post, same for me.
Plus: I love country life and animals. And all animals love me. Including unfortunately all those men, that want those animal self experiments instead of reading in the books how it works. They say I am so good looking they just can't help to be after me for that. So for the rest of my life I have enough applicants for this, if I ever would come to the point of wanting those self experiments, which is most unlikely.
(So if you are up for that, go to some other thread and leave me and Greentea here waiting for a real nice aspie-man with chacacter).
Tirili, tirila, we are here! Come out and show up! Tirili, tirila!



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24 Dec 2008, 12:33 pm

I heard this story from a Blackfoot, so I won't consider it racist.

An Indian was standing on a city street corner. Every time a woman walked past, he held up his right hand, palm out and said, "Chance." Everybody ignored him.

Finally, one woman got curious and walked up to him. "In all those old movies," she said, "The Indian holds up his hand and says, 'How.' Why are you saying, 'Chance?' "

The Indian answered, "Already know how. Just want chance."


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They murdered boys in Mississippi. They shot Medgar in the back.
Did you say that wasn't proper? Did you march out on the track?
You were quiet, just like mice. And now you say that we're not nice.
Well thank you buddy for your advice...
-Malvina


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27 Dec 2008, 9:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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31 Dec 2008, 6:24 pm

New-Angie wrote:
Thanks, I had so much fun in this thread! Before it's drying out, I just want to give Greentea some competition!
Here! Here! Me, too! Ha! Ha!Nice aspie-man around 45-50, if you are afraid of Greentea or her location, here's me!! ! :P


Hey, you got stiff competition because Greentea is "the bees knees" or as they say now "da bomb"! !! It's funny you mention 'her location" because fascinatingly interesting as Greentea is, the Middle East is a bit 'scary' for us pampered north europeans. I'm close to an airport too, New-Angie, hidden in the rural flight path! I'm gonna hate myself for saying it, but what do you offer (if anything) that Greentea doesn't?


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31 Dec 2008, 6:40 pm

One of the reasons that makes the Middle East scary is her country.



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