Not Being Able to Leave the House Because of the Admirers

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Don't you hate dealing with the swarms of adulating fans too?
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Don't you know it! 52%  52%  [ 13 ]
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14 Dec 2008, 2:07 pm

First of all, to those who think this is some parody, maybe you're right.

Listen, I can't even leave the house these days because of the swarms of admiring women. As soon as I open the front door, I hear them scream, and quite a few of them faint. I want to be a nice guy, so I don't want anyone fainting over little old me. But I'd also like to be able to shop for my groceries without every lady preening for an autograph.

Now as we all know, Asperger's syndrome is a condition with pronounced social skills deficits, and so you would think it would be highly unlikely for a problem like this to happen to me, but there's this theory of "attractive aspies" that I think makes it clear. I know many of you wish you had this "problem," and really the reason I am posting about it here is to rub it in your faces (or because I am heavily self-deluding—take your pick! :D).



14 Dec 2008, 2:12 pm

This is why I do not want to be a famous actress. I like my privacy. I like to be left alone. If it's bad that lot of people bug me and keep talking to me and it gets overwhelming, imagine how bad it be if it was everyday and by a lot more people except this time, strangers.



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14 Dec 2008, 2:16 pm

I have the same problem, but it's not just women.

I get promoted too often at work, and they're giving me too many pay raises. It's hard for me to get any work done, because all day somebody wants to talk to me about the end Permian mass extinction.

I guess it's good that I'm getting paid so much. My cell phone bill is up through the roof because there's always so many people calling, wanting to spend time with me.


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14 Dec 2008, 2:44 pm

Dang you must be cute! :lol:



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14 Dec 2008, 2:47 pm

I suffer from what can be termed as bogan mania, it is similiar to beatle mania. :(

It does keep me fit having to run from all my screaming female fans.



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14 Dec 2008, 2:56 pm

I'm not sure they really care about me as a person though, I suspect they just want a piece of aspie.


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14 Dec 2008, 2:59 pm

CanyonWind wrote:
I'm not sure they really care about me as a person though, I suspect they just want a piece of aspie.


lol



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14 Dec 2008, 3:07 pm

BOGAN MANIA is a bit like this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V671rjZ2Ewc&feature=related[/youtube]



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14 Dec 2008, 3:14 pm

When I walk on street , women take off their clothes and pile on me ....



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14 Dec 2008, 3:42 pm

CanyonWind wrote:
I'm not sure they really care about me as a person though, I suspect they just want a piece of aspie.


:lmao:

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14 Dec 2008, 3:55 pm

Oooh stop the BS please, why are there some people here who have "swarms" of girls after them?

It's not even realistic unless one is famous -.-



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14 Dec 2008, 3:59 pm

In my case, it's a little different - I don't just have 'average' people pestering me, I have celebrities chasing me.



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14 Dec 2008, 4:08 pm

Tias wrote:
Oooh stop the BS please, why are there some people here who have "swarms" of girls after them?

It's not even realistic unless one is famous -.-


Because it's the Internet! On the Internet, all stories are real.



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14 Dec 2008, 4:10 pm

Joking aside, its unrealistic that any Aspie man would ever have fans chasing him. Unless of course he is Bill Gates whereas the women just want a piece of his billfold! It takes money or charisma to have fans and most Aspies have neither.



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14 Dec 2008, 4:24 pm

Waiting outside his flat...

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14 Dec 2008, 4:40 pm

^^LOL


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