Do you honestly believe in Jesus?
Given all the scientific crap implanted into your brain through a decade of education, do you really buy into this crap? Him turning water into wine? I heard people turning grapes into wine, also called fermenting(if I remember it right. I hate wine. Women's drink). I mean, you obviously are not a stupid bunch, you are here, but really...I mean, there's no way of fudging two hydrogen and one oxygen atoms into wine. Even if we throw out the facts that it contains minerals and vitamins, potassium salts and sulphul, and we just focus on the basic components, it does not add up. It is about 85% water. so far so good. the rest is ethanol, which is two pieces of carbon, six pieces of hydrogen, and one piece of oxygen(sorry, I am way out of my element here(pun intended))

Let us just suppose that wine was not made from water by Mr. T-s touch only.
Anyway. I though I would write more about these alleged miracles by Jesus, but I suppose that those freaks who actually believe this crap, will not accept anything other than it.

You know what Jesus is? A clever tool. A tool for politicians(for example) to turn lost debates. And I am just scared how it has been used by so many people to justify so many wrong deeds. This bible crap alone produced the deaths of much more people than any other wars pandemics or conflicts.

You know, after two decades of pointless arguing with these idiots, I realized two things.

1. The more wrong your standpoint on the matter, the more viciously you jump to defend it.
2. Bringing up Clarke's third law in such an argument will not yield desired results.

I mean, If there was this Jesus guy, and he produced all these miracles we have been told, according to Occam's razor, Jesus was either an extraterrestrial or an inter/extradimensional being.

I love theological arguments, don't get me wrong. But at some point, all christians realize how flawed their religion is, and the argument then becomes stale.

But your funny little cult also made a foolproofing thing for that. They say(or so I've heard) that if you don't believe, you are not a true christian, therefore heaven is not for you. Means, that if you oppose them, you are shagged. how...shagged is that?(if there's a heaven, and it's filled with these idiots, I'd rather plan the invasion with the devil). Which also brings me to the greatest and strongest pillar of christianity. Fear.

You may or may not have realized that christianity has to be embedded into people at a very early age. I'll tell you why. Children are more prone to fearing from irrational things than adults(the critical thinking ones I mean.) Which means, that if you imprint this fear of eternal pain and suffering into the little kiddos, it's most sure they will believe it until they meet their end. To all these christian mothers and fathers: FUCK YOU!

If I was the Emperor of the place, I would ban this kind of approach. I would purge outdated dogmas and stupid unscientific approaches with iron fists. I know, I am all for freedom, but there are limits. Freedom, as said, means that you can do anything as long as you don't hurt or offend other people with it. How many people did christianity hurt or offend? Scare shitless with these stupid fairytales. That's not the most important aspect however. What did Christianity do to humanity?

It staled our technological advancement for some one thousand years. What is there to be purged if not this abomination?

I hate christianity, I hate religions, and most of all, I hate centralized power. AND You, Christians. People of god, have all contributed to this menace. Still, there's no argument with you, because your cult(yes, a cult. will explain it later) is so well crafted, it actually tells you that non-believers are messengers of some sort to the devil therefore, you shan't listen to them. I mean, what point of life is there, when you get stuck on a standpoint and don't ever move? Why do you wake up every day just to believe and know the very same thing, while denying everything that conflicts with your 'belief'?

I wanted to do more than just ranting about how stupid religious people are, but(knowing that at this point, there are no religious people reading, thus rendering the following text reasonless) I would like to point out why your beloved church is a cult.

Characteristics of a Cult.

1. The group displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader and regards his belief system, ideology, and practices as the Truth, as law.

Check.(already told you about it)

2. Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished.

Check. I've heard a lot of preachers talking about how atheists are messengers of the devil and therefore must be ignored, or they will corrupt the believers' souls.

3. Mind-altering practices are used in excess and serve to suppress doubts about the group and its leader

Check. All that excessive use of gold on every inch of every surface in a catholic church, the chanting, the singing, the latin 'catchphrases', the sermon, the smoking thingy, and so on.(but your beloved anglo-american empire does that too. that U-S-A-U-S-A chanting kind of crap. since this is a bracket, I don't want to overexplain, but repetitive actions tend to shut down parts of the brain, which essentially do the thinking. clever thing, ennit?)

4. The leadership dictates, sometimes in great detail, how members should think, act, and feel.

Check. You allegedly have ten commandments, seven deadly sins, and usually a high pitched sounding priest who tells you every weekend what to do, what to think, who to vote, and so on. Also, you have an awful lot of laws about what to do and eat on certain days.

5. The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leaders and members.

Check. Christians only get into heaven, right? Also, they are the favored 'master race' of this so called God, who loves everybody, yet sends those to hell who don't believe in him, or his bastard son.(afterall, god shagged a married woman)

6. The leadership induces feelings of shame and guilt in order to influence and control members.

Check. You are being told you must repent your sins every weeks(so you can sin through the next week) to a priest, who tells you how bad a boy you are, and orders you some sort of a punishment. Also, in every sermon, you are being told how flawed and shitty human you are.

7. The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members.

Check.I can not tell how many times I have been dragged into a church 'in order to save my soul' when I told 'em their beliefs are stupid.

8. The group is preoccupied with making money.

Check. Charities, the donation of money, the circling basket where everyone gives money(and from where, I have made an awfully modest amount of income, as long as I could bear the brainwash)

9. Members are expected to devote inordinate amounts of time to the group and group-related activities.

Check. Go to church every sundays. Go to church every christmas. Go to church everytime you kill a man. It's just an awful waste of your precious(?) time.

10. Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members.

Check. While not that engorced, there are certain devout nutbags who think this is the only way. Not once, I was kindly invited to leave the given property when it turned out we did not have the same imaginary friend.

And just to end a post of this magnitude with something of glory, let me tell two things.

1. Just because your cult is the biggest, it does not make it any less of a cult.
2. Bovine excrement is Bullshit.

By the way. To tell something about me too, I would like to share one of my lesser secrets.

I always wanted to run a bar, so that every time a group would enter, I would shout at the most average looking guy: 'We Ain't Servin' Your Type Here.'

I have a lion's heart! And a lifetime ban from the National zoo.

I agree, I really do. I don't believe in "religion" but I do believe in energy. Quantum physics says that the universe cannot exist without mind entering into it. That our consciousness is actually shaping the things we perceive to be real, and the energy in atoms in everything is constantly moving around and can be in more then 2 places at the same time. With this new science, nothing we see is physical except through our own perceptions and reality that we create. Nothing is solid. If we used more than 2% of our brains, I do believe it's possible to transform elements from one into another. I'm sorry if you weren't looking for comments, I'm just a quantum physics junkie and wanted to share what I "believe" to be facts. Have a good day :)

@Smallville22 I am always looking for comments:) I have heard of these things. Quite fascinating, ennit? If you are a physics junkie, then I am an information junkie. And I need more and more everyday, no matter the topic, just information. Anyway. Thank you for your contribution!

You are so right. Anouther thing that I want to add is that religion is the reason that we are behind in our sciences because people (In the Middle-Ages all the way through to The Victorians) believed that a magical man in the sky created the universe in 7 days and believed that the world was flat. If it wasn't for these theories, Humans could be way more advanced now. I don't have anything against religion, I just don't believe in it.

While culturally insensitive to a point, I do agree with you. I have been bullied by Christian boys and girls for being a 'servant to the Devil' simply because my mother practiced Wiccan religion. Since then I've always had something against Christians, and Catholics. They persecute and lie and watch with their greedy little eyes as they feed off the people who so desperately seek salvation, watching them put their coins in that little pan or whatever it is they do. I'm also quite saddened by how Christianity's paranoid beliefs held back our scientific progress for centuries. Imagine, we could have developed a cure by cancer by now if it wasn't for them. Also, who the HELL would be stupid enough to believe that a relatively simple chemical compound such as water, which is H2O (or Two Hydrogen, One Oxygen), and turn it into wine, which is extremely complicated, with dozens of different elements. Sure, back in the day when the Bible was written, they weren't that educated, but now, shouldn't logic tell them water can't be turned into wine? They've turned lead into gold, but only through a million dollar process that created only tiny amounts of gold, almost microscopic. And you what is the best part? It was recently discovered that Jesus was chosen to be the Biblical hero. It was one of two people. One was Jesus, and the other was some other guy that I can't remember. The Romans held a vote to see who they wanted to be their 'hero' and Jesus won. Funny, eh? Explains why Jesus was 'born', and then suddenly he's thirty years old. Back in the day, the average human lifespan was forty years. Sometimes religious zealots give me my daily tickles.