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Phonics!
posted at 02:55 pm on 06-29-2006
I feel the need to put this, as I am changing my NP blurb
And now for the sad, sad story of the phonics.
There once was a great bird of fire and grammar. It was called the Phonics. This bird was known and loved by all, as it would often go throughout the world doing amazing feats and teaching all of good grammar. Then tradegy struck. The AOL age began. The Phonics, who required good grammar to survive, could not stand the horrible murder of the english language. It grew sick, and one day disappeared in a puff of smoke. The world soon forgot the Phonics, dismissing it as fantasy. Still the ancient legends contined. They told of a great man who would come. One who would never misspell or use incorrect grammar. His presence alone would bring back the Phonics. Then there would be judgement for all AOL script kiddies! Fire will rain down on them! Rivers will run red with their blood! THE AGE OF THE PHONICS IS AT HAND!!!!!
(Thanks to KoL for the idea.)
This is from the kid who wants to one day be 73|-| 1337-|\/|4573|2`5 4[?[?|23|\|7!(3.
(It appears that WP screws up the 1337. Crap.)
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