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Best of Unoriginal Sense Talk
posted at 03:40 am on 04-02-2009
Point making
When discovering mid-flow that you are becoming doubtful of the point
you are trying to make, just keep talking. People will soon stop listening, leaving you
to walk away.
Deep Dude
Once you can accept the universe
as matter expanding into nothing that
is something, wearing plaid stripes
comes easy.
Location
In any given location,
just remember one thing.
No matter where you are,
there you are, got it?
Anatomy
Where the hell does your lap
go when you stand up?
Seriously
S'no joke
Posting snow to people just never works.
It just melts and they don't get your drift.
Training
Give a dog a bone and he'll chew for a day.
Give him opposable thumbs,
and he'll slaughter a cow with a cleaver
and meat hook.
Impetuosticlickety
The act of pressing the "Get mail" button far
too frequently. Often due too boredom,
or ill-placed expectancy that someone wants to e-mail you.
Unexpected
If I were to tell you to expect the unexpected you would
not expect the expected, and the unexpected would become
the expected and the expected would become the unexpected.
So what do you expect?
8 Ball
Trust the magic 8-ball. I know it's just a bit of plastic filled
with liquid and stuff, but there's something in there that
knows more then both you and I.
Lack of concounce
People don't think of themselves as bad people, not even pastry theives.
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Facebook
posted at 11:14 am on 01-31-2009
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my gamertag
posted at 05:31 pm on 11-14-2008
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