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I must say I'm fond of cats.
Especially those wearing hats
Depicted by Zeuss
Who let this cat loose
Driving most of us bats. |
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Sand
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wsmac
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I KNEW IT! This Sand is a pro!
For us amateurs that's quite a blow!
But I'll persevere on,
risking getting it wrong,
And as they say... ON WITH THE SHOW!
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PAGE THREE! Oh joy, we've gone far!
Some writing, though, has been bizarre! 
So I wonder who's next,
with their lyrical text,
I shall send my applause a' volar!
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Sand
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| Sorry to disappoint you but I am not a pro. I have just been fooling around with words for a long time and having fun at it. I took a course once years ago at NYU in writing poetry and discovered that the instructor was such a total jerk that my $300 (half price because I was over age) that the money was thrown away. I am an amateur just like all the rest, but I seem to have an innate talent for rhyme. |
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wsmac
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| Sand wrote: | | Sorry to disappoint you but I am not a pro. I have just been fooling around with words for a long time and having fun at it. I took a course once years ago at NYU in writing poetry and discovered that the instructor was such a total jerk that my $300 (half price because I was over age) that the money was thrown away. I am an amateur just like all the rest, but I seem to have an innate talent for rhyme. |
Huh? What kind of limerick is that?
The tone and the rhythm's all flat
you must try again
our talented friend
For a Word Profferseur, you're a Nat' 
I have to admit that I do,
at times make up words, this is true.
But no language can live,
unless someone will give
it a boost with something that's new! 
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A woman we'll call LKL,
Gave arguments quite logical.
If a man would try
to send her logic awry
With Aikido she'd knock sense to his skull! 
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Her life as a Labpet she chose,
but when outside, her braincells she froze,
Twas' her Alaskan Dream!
But alas she did scream!
I just wish I had brought some warm clothes! 
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There is one COOL Mom from Kentucky!
And her two ASD boys are quite lucky!
But the act I love most
Pardon, as I boast,
Was when Jaleb made me her new adoptee!
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From Oregon there comes a tale,
of an astute young chap, Calendale.
With a love of the women,
his heart goes a swimmin'
And a sweet girl he'll catch, I can tell!
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I hope my report you'll excuse.
I just thought to tell you the news
That I just fool around
With some words that I found
And then consult with my muse. |
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Historically Limericks are crude.
Some might even feel they are rude!
So posting them here,
I thought I'd steer clear,
of those types of words... am I a prude? 
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| Sand wrote: | I hope my report you'll excuse.
I just thought to tell you the news
That I just fool around
With some words that I found
And then consult with my muse. |
Your skill with words is no quirk!
But when do you find time for work?
You seem to post,
right up there with the most.
I hope no duties you shirk!
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The Internet can be a black hole.
Late at night squinting hard like a mole.
The porn how it flies,
So I cover my eyes,
While W. P. SAVES MY POOR SOUL!
eta: this was a lame attempt last night at being somewhat risque! 
This writing I just cannot stop!
My bloodshot eyes surely will POP!
Blinded painfully by glare,
at my screen I do stare,
One more keystroke and then... I... shall... drop!
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Sand
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| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:07 am Post subject: |
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My age puts me past time for work
So, on the computer I lurk
Five minutes or so
Makes all limericks go.
Poems for me are no irk |
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