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ghostgurl
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A funny joke coming from my brother: My mom was telling us the results of her blood test this week. She had a high score on something to do with her cardiovascular system. Normal range was 1-2, but my mom had a 3.1 score. So, my brother said "Oh, it's because you have too much pi"  My mom didn't get the joke until my brother explained it and I thought it was hilarious.
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A bogo-sort is when you sort a sequence by randomizing it, and checking if it's sorted. If it isn't, randomize it and try again.
Although this is very inefficient, if you can be certain of the "many worlds" theory (if it could happen somewhere, it does), there is a really really efficient way of sorting it. You randomize the list using a random quantum process (this forks the universe), check to see if it's sorted, and if it isn't, destroy this universe. This sorts a list in constant time - because there will be at least one universe where it was randomly sorted. Checking for problems is easy - if the universe-destroyer could fail, it does. Destruction of the universe is left as an exercise for the reader.
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Brittany2907
Self-Proclaimed Animal Lover
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I love animals...
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nutbag
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Avoid the vortex ring state.
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Kytes
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| HOW DOES PUSSY TASTE LIKE?!?!? |
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Kytes
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COME ON COME ON I'M RIGHT HERE SKEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Bopkasen
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| Kytes wrote: | I wish someone could tell me how pussy tastes like  |
Probably too young to know that. |
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
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Gibberish
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richardbenson
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| corey dillon is a hall of famer and one of my favorite running backs |
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My IQ is only 112.  I am so disappointed. Maybe I'll make a thread about it. |
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nutbag
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Rotary wing engine out procedure involves not only the popularly known need to get the collective full down very quickly, but also the cyclic right back in one's lap - also very quickly. Failure to accomplish these within approximately one and a half seconds will lead inevitably to the loss of an R22. The Jet Ranger allows about twice that time before blade stall.
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KingdomOfRats
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| One-Winged-Angel wrote: | | I just drank seizure juice. |
One Winged Angel,
just wondering if are the same 'One Winged Angel' of megazine and the void?
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nutbag
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Avoid mast bumping.
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Who_Am_I
Paralysing perfectionism
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Location: My body is in Brisbane and my mind is in the gutter. :D
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Seizure juice?
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richardbenson
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pantera ssssnaaaaaaaakesssssssss. hello its 1996 again and i just bought TGSTK!  |
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