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MrMark
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Age: 51
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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"You don't need tight-fitting pants to laminate your shirt."
"You don't need a porcupine to tickle a gypsy."
The Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator
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"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
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SeaBright
Chargé d'affaires Attaché
Joined: Aug 16, 2006
Posts: 1400
Location: Halfway back
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You don't need a personal tragedy to wish I would shut up.
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"I'm sorry Katya, my dear, but where we come from, your what's known as a pet; a not quite human novelty. It's why we brought you.... It's nothing to be ashamed of, my dear, but here you are and here you'll sit." |
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dalhousie12
I am Spider Pig! Heeeeeeeeehe :)
Joined: Jul 06, 2007
Posts: 1080
Location: A frozen baron wasteland, me and my friend tuk have to watch out for flying frozen hockey pucks Eh!
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| Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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You don't need formaldehyde to get drunk and pass out.
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Ralph Wiggum has my vote for president of the United States! I especially like his immgration policy. STRANGER DANGER!
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sodarktheshadows
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Joined: Nov 06, 2007
Posts: 422
Location: Toronto, Canada
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'You don't need an open mind to be a dick.'
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friends are like balloons...once you let them go, you can't get them back.
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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world. |
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Nikky91
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Joined: Jan 05, 2008
Posts: 310
Location: America
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| Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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| You don't need parmesan cheese to root, root, root for the home team. |
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NoNameRockBand
you should worry, We bite.
Joined: Aug 18, 2007
Posts: 2399
Location: Somewhere in the U.S.
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You don't need a new drug to throw a brick at a turtle.
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Worry you should, if that is what you want to do.
Otherwise, just enjoy life, unless you're not into that kinda thing or you have persecution mania.
@_@ I think I'm persecuting myself.
AFC who likes KFC |
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Who_Am_I
stubbornness keeps me alive
Joined: Aug 28, 2005
Age: 25
Posts: 4780
Location: My body is in Brisbane and my mind is in the gutter. :D
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| Quote: | | You don't need the Power of Cheese to eat a bug. |
Well, thank God for that. My mind has been set at rest.
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Music Theory 101: Cadences.
Authentic cadence: V-I
Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I !!!!
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I |
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Aluminumticket
Emu Egg
Joined: Jan 13, 2008
Posts: 7
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| You don't need formaldehyde to pray I leave TV and never come back. |
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richie
Ye Olde Bookwyrme
Joined: Jan 10, 2007
Age: 51
Posts: 17784
Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania
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One-Winged-Angel
Sahcrel
Joined: Sep 22, 2006
Age: 17
Posts: 8953
Location: Under your bed with Lorde Greyhelium and Werbert
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You don't need to feel bad to run out into traffic.
You don't need help to live in a van down by the river.
You don't need to ask permission to pinch a stranger's butt.
You don't need bad manners to ignore me completely.
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I crush my enemy and dance on his funeral pyre! |
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richie
Ye Olde Bookwyrme
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Age: 51
Posts: 17784
Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania
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You don't need Anna Nicole Smith to pee in a monastery.
You don't need brainpower to get all up in somebody's grill, yo.
You don't need brainpower to hate my guts.
You don't need a porcupine to touch yourself and giggle.
You don't need to go to school to WEEWEEWEE all the way home.
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Life! Liberty!...and Perseveration!!..... |
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Dreamer2
Deinonychus
Joined: May 02, 2007
Posts: 300
Location: Finland
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You don't need a sense of moral decency to throw up in Tijuana.
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kitschinator
Snowy Owl
Joined: Dec 17, 2007
Posts: 156
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You don't need a bad credit rating to steal your neighbor's porn.
You don't need a new drug to goof around and do squat.
You don't need gonorrhea to join the circus.
You don't need sh** for brains to buy a stairway to heaven.
LOL! |
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Ana54
International Incident Initiator
Joined: Dec 27, 2005
Age: 21
Posts: 7373
Location: Canada and the US
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| Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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You don't need a wing and a prayer to skin a gopher.
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Banned from WP between 5/09 and 9/09 for not answering 2 mods' PMs. I know that I never repeatedly broke the same rule. My boyfreind adverb and my mother Mysteria were banned for being my boyfriend and my mother. They did nothing. |
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Ana54
International Incident Initiator
Joined: Dec 27, 2005
Age: 21
Posts: 7373
Location: Canada and the US
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Hey, let's ask him questions!
I ask: When will I be able to get a job?
He said: You don't need a mop to enjoy my shiny bald head.
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Banned from WP between 5/09 and 9/09 for not answering 2 mods' PMs. I know that I never repeatedly broke the same rule. My boyfreind adverb and my mother Mysteria were banned for being my boyfriend and my mother. They did nothing. |
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