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vetivert
gagged, but never silent
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 Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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/me mutates her DNA, just for a laugh.
/me looks over at Puss-in-Boots wannabe... pah - a shoddy attempt. |
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techstepgenr8tion
that chatty American
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Location: The fine world of insomnia and coffee
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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| vetivert wrote: | /me mutates her DNA, just for a laugh.
/me looks over at Puss-in-Boots wannabe... pah - a shoddy attempt. |
So you're one of those Species or 1976 The Thing types eh? Well, its well known among the Illuminate that you guys are deathly allergic to General Tso's chicken. I've got a nice little aftershave balm and moisturizing lotion that should keep me well protected from any retribution.
Archmage, Renagade, Prometheus, you guys hearing me? Just 9.95 plus shipping and handling. |
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vetivert
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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| techstepgenr8tion wrote: | | So you're one of those Species or 1976 The Thing types eh? |
no.
| Quote: | | Well, its well known among the Illuminate that you guys are deathly allergic to General Tso's chicken. I've got a nice little aftershave balm and moisturizing lotion that should keep me well protected from any retibution. |
1. i'm not actually a guy.
2. i have no idea what general tso's chicken is, nor do i care.
3. i also have no idea how aftershave and balm would protect anyone from my version of retribution.
4. the Illuminati are a catholic crew, aren't they? hah - you thin kthat RELIGION works against ME?
/me shakes her head sadly - they have no idea... |
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neongrl
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Location: Delhi, Ontario, Canada
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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| techstepgenr8tion wrote: | Great, set speed on memorizing the human genome project just to help us out if Vert's DNA gets lost again  |
Lol, you shouldn't put ideas like that in my head. The obsessive aspie in me just might do it. At least it would be educational, probably a bit time consuming though... 
| techstepgenr8tion wrote: | I've got a nice little aftershave balm and moisturizing lotion that should keep me well protected from any retribution.
Archmage, Renagade, Prometheus, you guys hearing me? Just 9.95 plus shipping and handling. |
Hey, what are the girls supposed to use? Do I have to come up with my own formula? It sounds like I'm gonna be pretty busy with this genome thing, especially with the mutations. |
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techstepgenr8tion
that chatty American
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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| vetivert wrote: | | techstepgenr8tion wrote: | | So you're one of those Species or 1976 The Thing types eh? |
no. |
Has anyone said one serious thing yet?
| vetivert wrote: | | Quote: | | Well, its well known among the Illuminate that you guys are deathly allergic to General Tso's chicken. I've got a nice little aftershave balm and moisturizing lotion that should keep me well protected from any retibution. |
1. i'm not actually a guy. |
I don't think I'd ever mistake you for one. Here in Ohio, we call any plural group of men and women 'guys' - not a shovanist thing, it's just a regional habit.
| vetivert wrote: | | 2. i have no idea what general tso's chicken is, nor do i care. |
Spicy chinese dish with lots of cayenne pepper
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3. i also have no idea how aftershave and balm would protect anyone from my version of retribution. |
Again, has anyone said anything serious in this thread yet?
| vetivert wrote: | | 4. the Illuminati are a catholic crew, aren't they? hah - you thin kthat RELIGION works against ME? |
I guess you haven't heard all that Illuminati, Freemasons, New World Order, and Celestine Prophecy type stuff before. I'd guess it's only funny if you have. |
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techstepgenr8tion
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| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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| techstepgenr8tion wrote: | I've got a nice little aftershave balm and moisturizing lotion that should keep me well protected from any retribution.
Archmage, Renagade, Prometheus, you guys hearing me? Just 9.95 plus shipping and handling. |
Hey, what are the girls supposed to use? Do I have to come up with my own formula? It sounds like I'm gonna be pretty busy with this genome thing, especially with the mutations.[/quote]
Well, I've got a nice bath & shower gel. You've gotta go to the Bath & Bodyworks in Arlington Virginia though and tell Rico that David Hasslehoff sent ya  . |
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neongrl
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| techstepgenr8tion wrote: | | Hey, if you need anything me, neongrl, and ascan are the local Illuminati sleepers. |
Here's a thought... does our group need a pet? (Or maybe another pet for the aspie force in general.) My cat Toby is highly skilled at catching and killing prey like bats, despite the fact that he's an indoor cat with no front claws. (He's an impressive killer - you've gotta see him in action.) Imagine what he could do if he had claws, and if I sent him outside for more opportunity to practice those animal instincts.  He'd make a great guard for our aspie lair too... One time John and I locked ourselves out of the house. John crawled in through a window and the cat (he LOVES John) attacked him as if he was an intruder. As for feeding - no saucer of milk for this little guy. He requires potato chips (preferably spicy flavors) and green olives.  He'll fit right in with the aspies and their weird food preferences. |
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