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Who_Am_I
Caffeine-Powered Human-Type Thing
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15. Insist on paying for her lunch, the movie, and driving her everywhere. If she protests that she'd like to contribute, yell and scream. Beat your chest. Weep and wail. You can't have your little woman paying for everything! This is a threat to your MANHOOD!!!!
A few months into the relationship, complain that you do everything, pay for everything. Make jokes about "legalised prostitution". Do not listen when she points out how you acted in the beginning. You will be irresistible!
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atomical
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| 16. Jokingly say "Get in the kitchen!" Later ask her why she didn't make any dinner and tell her she's fat and lazy. Jokingly tell her to "Get in the bedroom!" |
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spirited
Snowy Owl
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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| 17. After ordering her to the bedroom, let her sleep,reassuring her that you will wake her up in the morning. Wake her up, and when she's getting up, start screaming swear words at her, and telling he you want to beat the f**k out of her. And then, expect her to be ok about it. |
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