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Grey_Kameleon
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You know what I think? I think autism is caused by Mercury. . .in retrograde. I mean, there's gotta be some reason my interest in neurology, and my social inadequacies, suddenly spiked during this terrible astrological season.
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zendell
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lau
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Next week, I will publish a list of 23 reasons that prove shoelaces are the sole cause of autism.
For starters, though, bear in mind that no study has been published that categorically proves, without a shadow of a doubt, that shoelaces are not the cause of autism.
I will invent some studies that substantiate each of my 23 reasons. I will, of course, construct a website where you can look them all up. In fact, I will construct a whole set of websites, using a slightly different style on each, all of which refer to each other. Naturally, none of the links will point anywhere that is remotely credible.
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DeaconBlues
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As was pointed out elsewhere, over 95% of children in the Western world have been vaccinated, and less than one percent of children are autistic. Therefore, vaccines cause normalcy!
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Grey_Kameleon
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| DeaconBlues wrote: | | As was pointed out elsewhere, over 95% of children in the Western world have been vaccinated, and less than one percent of children are autistic. Therefore, vaccines cause normalcy! |
Ah, but autistic people still have unusual proximity to Mercury. |
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zendell
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victorvndoom
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if you were born under mercury in the six house and born because you had something strange during birth then it might mercury would work but that is astrology
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lau
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When I'm in the mood, it can be quite a mercurial one. Biscuit?
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Ogden: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
Oliver: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Osborn: Variables won't; constants aren't. |
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Prof_Pretorius
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Freddie died some time ago, sorry to be the bearer of sad news ...
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Grey_Kameleon
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| Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:16 am Post subject: |
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| I guess that puts the popularity of Queen on the list of potential causes. |
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