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wsmac
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| serenity wrote: | OMG!  You guys are hilarious.
What I wanna know is, where exactly does the hospital get new anuses? Are they donated? I don't think I'd want a secondhand a**hole.... |
Guess you've been married to a divorcee before, then? 
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MysteryFan3
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| serenity wrote: | OMG! You guys are hilarious.
What I wanna know is, where exactly does the hospital get new anuses? Are they donated? I don't think I'd want a secondhand a**hole.... |
Rush Limbaugh's mouth?
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Knaidle
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Maybe that's why there are so many half-a**ed people around; because they donated the other half to science.
Hehe.
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Hodor
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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That's a real pain in the butt for her.
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Who_Am_I
Caffeine-Powered Human-Type Thing
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Location: My body is in Brisbane and my mind is in the gutter. :D
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 at the article
at this thread
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MusicMaker1
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Gives the expression "I'll tear you a new Ass****"... uh hum a "Whole" ha... NEW MEANING!! ouch!
(Talk about "literal interpretations"!!!) haha |
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agmoie
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Chibi_Neko
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| Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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Ha ha!
The kid that switched medical charts must be laughing their ass off by now.
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Strapples
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svend_sved
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| Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:28 am Post subject: |
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I know i should'nt laugh...
But i cant help it...Poor lady |
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pakled
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talk about ripping 'em a new one...
I saw Fox News once...I'd thought they'd canceled 'Sliders'... |
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Strapples
Strapplius, God of straps!
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sartresue
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| Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:32 pm Post subject: Woman in for leg operation gets new anus instead |
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A Hole new world topic
what I did not understand is how the medical doctors involved in this did not think to look in her charts, medical history, or even look at her existing anus to determine the pathology before attempting to excise it or what ever else they do to create a new anus.
The onus was on the asinine proctologists/plastic surgeons to analyze the woman's anus for abnormalities before anoplasty.  Is this a new one for the anals of medicine?
At least they did not completely screw up. She might have ended up with an ostomy.
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AndersTheAspie
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"Ups" just doesn't seem to cut it...
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Felinity
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"Oops, my bad"... Can we get you anything else today? Would you care for a whole new rectum as well? we can arrange that.. We can even take 50% off of your next bill!  |
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