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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1533
Location: Finland
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Hey! My poetry's not all that weak.
If your nerves require a tweak
I can whip up some stuff
That's nasty and rough
But for now I'll just take a leak. |
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6231
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Here I am taking a big piss
Because I just made a diss
To a guy who mispronouced my name
Doing so is just my game
But to my denist I must hiss
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Douglas_MacNeill
Deinonychus
Joined: May 11, 2007
Age: 44
Posts: 350
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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| Sand wrote: | Hey! My poetry's not all that weak.
If your nerves require a tweak
I can whip up some stuff
That's nasty and rough
But for now I'll just take a leak. |
So Sand's going out for a piss.
(For his sake, he'd better not miss.)
As he sits on the throne
He tells himself alone
"Relieving myself is pure bliss." |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1533
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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Like any quite normal guy
I have a fairly good eye.
When I venture to piss
I really don't miss.
I don't sit, I just aim. That's why. |
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wsmac
WP Elevator Operator - What Floor Please?
Joined: Sep 01, 2007
Posts: 2737
Location: Humboldt County, Little Blue House on the Corner
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:23 am Post subject: |
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A vegetarian who was less than discreet
Did micturate there on the street
But the cop had enough
Put the urinator in a cuff
"There'll be no more Pea on my Beet!"
Okay, so that was a bit lame... next time I'll take a bit longer to think about it 
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BrutalRhubarb
Pileated woodpecker
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 191
Location: Obio oidO
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:07 am Post subject: |
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There is something stuck in my tooth
and it may not be the truth,
but I dreamt it true
and believed it, too,
yet I feel no less uncouth. |
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Aalto
Deinonychus
Joined: May 04, 2008
Age: 16
Posts: 345
Location: W. Yorks, UK
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:15 am Post subject: |
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There was an old man with a drawer
Who decided to open the drawer
So he opened the drawer
And inside the drawer
There was an old man with a drawer. |
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6231
Location: Portland, Oregon
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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There was a girl with a phone
It was shaped like a bone
No matter how many times she chewed
It was considered really rude
Because it was on loan
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BrutalRhubarb
Pileated woodpecker
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 191
Location: Obio oidO
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:40 am Post subject: |
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Limericks aren't my thing
And this meter really stinks
So does the rhyme
But thats just fine
Its over before you blink. |
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BrutalRhubarb
Pileated woodpecker
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 191
Location: Obio oidO
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:50 am Post subject: |
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A pony stooped before me
and said "I'll be your crony."
He bought me a beer
and I mounted his rear,
But he kicked me and said "Baloney." |
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6231
Location: Portland, Oregon
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I am sitting on my can
Looking to start up the fan
It's very hot where I am sitting
Because I am knitting
Funny looks are coming from my fellow man
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Trigger11
Shikamaru Nara
Joined: May 19, 2007
Posts: 6954
Location: Hidden Leaf Village
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| Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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It turns out we are not all alone
Termites have infested my home
Nasty little critters
They give me the jitters
Chills right down to the bone
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Then came the fall and all the crap
Everyday judgment day, someone kicking ass
I’ve had it, I’m pissed, enough is enough
Stuff aint so rough when you’re down in the buff
I won’t tell anyone else how to be
You can be yourself, but just let me be me |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1533
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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Termites are quiet, don't roar.
They masticate quite a bit more.
And they do it right sneaky,
No sound, not squeaky
Until you fall through the floor. |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1533
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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Bugs in the house are a mess.
They cause distinctive distress.
When they crawl in your crotch
In that sensitive notch
You respond with a lightning undress. |
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MikeH106
Velociraptor
Joined: May 20, 2006
Age: 25
Posts: 439
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| Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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Here's one about Lorina and Lissa's Dating Advice Forum (they also have a humiliation site called Way Too Personal):
Banned at the press of a key
Was a genius none other than me
From the opposite faction
There was no better action
For her brain was the size of a pea.
Last edited by MikeH106 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:45 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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